GUINNESS

I SAT IN THE HALL AND SCREAMED UNTIL MY HUMAN LOOKED AT ME

THEN I STOPPED

I JUST WISHED TO BE PERCEIVED

DID YOU GET TO TRY ANY?

Guinness the black cat hides in his cardboard witch’s house. He is hiding very skilfully, with the possible exception of his butt and tail hanging out of the doorway.

I AM SO GOOD AT HIDING

HEE HEE HEE

OH!

WELL, IN THAT CASE, *I* AM STRONGLY OPPOSED TO THAT

BUT I LIKE TO GO SCRATCH-SCRATCH-SCRATCH ON MY SCRATCHY PADS

DW MY HUMAN IS STRONGLY OPPOSED TO DECLAWING

THEY SEEM FINE

ONLY A TEENY GRIMACE 😸

OKAY MAYBE IT’S KNEADING YOUR CLAWS INTO THEIR TENDER HUMAN FLESH

ON A GLOOMY AUTUMN DAY, IS THERE ANYTHING BETTER THAN SITTING ON YOUR HUMAN AND PURRING UP A STORM?

NO

NO, THERE IS NOT

ONLY TUBE

A close up shot of Guinness the black cat enjoying a lickable tube treat

HAPPY #CATURDAY 👅

I WANT TO STEAL EVERYTHING

AND HUNGRY 😸

Guinness the black cat sits on a desk, staring directly at his human.

SO I SEE YOU’RE EATING BREAD

Guinness lying in his box with a toy mouse on the floor beside him

Guinness lying in his box, shoving a toy mouse into his mouth.

EMBRACE YOUR FEROCITY THIS #CATURDAY

Guinness the black cat lying in a cardboard box, fast asleep. Grains of catnip fleck his sides.

CRASHED IN MY BOX

COVERED IN CATNIP

THE PARTY LIFE CHOSE ME

Even larks and kittycats are supposed, by some, to dream.

THANK YOU!

I THINK I SHOULD GET *TWO* CHURUS TO CELEBRATE

THANK YOU!!! I SHALL ENDEAVOUR TO DO SO

IGGY KNOWS WHAT'S WHAT 💖

THANK YOU! 😽

Guinness the black cat sleeps contentedly in his cardboard cat bed (his box), one forepaw wrapped around his green catnip fish toy.

OH NO MY HUMAN AND I FORGOT MY ADOPTION DAY ANNIVERSARY

IT HAS BEEN NINE YEARS (AND A BIT) SINCE I CAME HOME FOR THE FIRST TIME

ADOPTING, FOSTERING, AND RESCUING ANIMALS IS A WONDERFUL THING

::PURRS::

NO, I AM A CAT

EVEN BETTER 😸

IF IT’S ONLY 7PM THAT JUST GIVES YOU MORE TIME TO BE COZY!

I MADE MY HUMAN GO TO BED

IF YOU NEED A REMINDER TOO -

**GO TO BED**

TRICK OR TREAT WHO

WHO’S THERE?

I HAVE SPENT THE AFTERNOON PURRING AND DROOLING AND ACTING LIKE I HAVEN’T HAD A GOOD SLEEP IN MONTHS

WHICH I OBVIOUSLY HAVEN’T

BUT NOW THERE IS *BOX* 😻😻😻😻😻😻😻😻

I LIKE THE WITCH’S HOUSE TOO

BUT

*BOX* 😻😻😻😻😻😻😻😻😻😻

Guinness the black cat curled up in a cardboard cat bed. Beside it is a much-destroyed version of the same cat bed.

I HAVE A NEW BOX!!!!!!!