Enki 🍀

Bay of Pigheads.

It's a spiritual entitea.

With the Chinese, Russians and Iranians are still conducting joint exercises in the Strait of Hormuz?

Honestly, it'd be a nice break to have the news covering something else.

I'm not sure it's progressive to sell people a loan that's really a tax*

*Unless you're wealthy enough to pay off the loan, then it's tax free.

I genuinely can't fathom why you'd go for the ban route before giving SM companies a duty of care, parents simple to use tools of control, and responsibility to implement them. Other than laziness of course.

Yes, some kids will get around them, just like some kids break into the drinks cabinet.

Is it really that simple though?

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Wrong, as usual. They said:

"That may have been the stupidest somebody we ever gave an invitation to."

That comic got off to a cracking start, then went round in circles. By the end I was wiped.

Incredulous journalist interviews Trump.

Lol.

The Ayatollah is a well known connoisseur of Mexican food.

White and Right? Packing heat tonight.
Black or Left? Families bereft.

Gaslightception.

Aren’t you CIA, deep state, whatever tho?

That sound you're hearing is 84 years worth of goodwill towards America boiling away.

Billy Long apologizes for joking about Iceland as '52nd state' The former Missouri congressman has been nominated to be ambassador to the Arctic nation.

Much like Trump seemingly confusing the insurrection act with martial law last night (suspension of habeas corpus) I'm not so sure saying Iceland when he meant Greenland came totally out of the blue. It's entirely possible these things are actively discussed behind closed doors.

A good thing about Donald Trump is that he's given me a crash course in signs to watch out for in my elderly relatives.

Trump asks the room, "Marc, are you here?", as he segues into the séance portion of his Davos address.

I still don't understand why Mauritius has has any real claim to the Chagos Islands. They were only ever grouped together for ease of administration and the displaced Chagossians want the right of self-determination.

I know what the Russians would do if the situation were
reversed.

Why is there a jar of piss on the table?

If I leave this burning building then the fire wins.

You can watch the video, see where this officer likely came into the drivers eyeline and view her reaction as being in the belief his phone was a gun. Give these goons bodycams and actual training already.

"Vice President Vance, why are you asking Americans to ignore the evidence of their eyes and ears when there's video of the incident and do you have any evidence supporting your claims about Renee Good?"

Questions the press pool will not ask.

If you were here for the endless witch hunts, harassment and bullying campaigns which dominated early Bluesky this makes complete sense. Thankfully the newer users mean that that behaviour's been diluted out of my timeline.

A Republic, if you can keep it.

I'm sure I'm not the first person to note the similarity of using US special forces to extract Maduro with the opening of the movie Air Force One.

I wouldn't discount the possibility they did know it would happen, and that come to the next election they could point to their record & coerce back votes by highlighting the dangers of a Reform/Conservative govt.