smokey’s mom

Name a more iconic duo than Jeff and making people crawl through mud for no reason #survivor #survivor48

that advantage had way too much power #survivor48

strategy, betrayal, and manipulation is the fun part …. #Survivor #Survivor48

#Survivor #Survivor48 AND THE OSCARS GO TO......🏆👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏

Mario on Time magazine and Luigi Mangione on People. The Mario Brothers!

Finally reunited

The half an avocado I cut open and tried to save for later

“Terrible things are happening outside. Poor helpless people are being dragged out of their homes. Families are torn apart. Men, women, and children are separated. Children come home from school to find that their parents have disappeared.”

Diary of Anne Frank
January 13, 1943

Still haven’t seen Wicked, but it does warm my heart to know that there is now an entire other generation that is going to attempt to read, and inevitably decide not to finish, the book it’s based on

You heard him, Commanders fans. Believe it. #NFLPlayoffs

Wow, some of these Golden Globes outfits suck so much, she said from her floor, in a sweatsuit she’d been wearing for 3 days

Yes, I am watching Golden Globes!
Demi Moore's dress might be my favorite. Wow!

My Nikki Glaser Golden Globes verdict: ups and downs in the monologue, but the RFK Jr joke, a legit ROFL, made it worth the price of admission:
"The Bear, the Penguin, Baby Reindeer -- those aren't just things in RFK Jr's freezer..."

A very anticlimactic final tribal council. Imagine voting correctly all season, name voted the most, won fire challenge, fake idol success vote out of Caroline whilst the opposing group had 2 idols and a block a vote. His Operation Italy team didn’t even vote for Sam what?! #Survivor47 #Survivor

get that champagne and spill teeny #survivor47

We KNOW why you like doing the aftershow immediately after, Jeff. We just also think you're WRONG.

#Survivor47 #Survivor #RHAP

Yam Yam?

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Sue at final tribal:

#survivor #survivor47

i see sam getting kyle, gabe, and sierra - everyone else rachel

#survivor47 my heart is racing

he beats gabler’s record 🤯

this build up is too much rn lol

right?! what else is there to do lol

Locked in for the finale #Survivor47

i always like that rollercoaster ball one

and yet some of them clearly never practice making fire !! silly geese

He died as he lived, clicking “Forgot password,” then checking his inbox for a code, then putting in that code, then setting up two-step verification, and then waiting for the text message that doesn’t come, and then calling the 800 number, and then downloading an authenticator app, and dying.

#survivor47 this recap is giving me chills all over again

#survivor47 let’s fucking goooo

genevieve has been putting teeny THROUGH IT 😭 #survivor47