My dick has lead me places

group hug by the clair obscur expedition 33 characters Verso, Monoco and Esquie

les amis 🥺❤️‍🩹

#clairobscur #expedition33 #monoco #verso #esquie

To be v clear the zero escape series is one of my faves and i’ve had this copy of 999 for almost 15 years, so I am dunking with great love in my heart! But that doesn’t mean i am not still dunking

I already got through the Ice-9 freezer last time i was playing this run which is sad bc that’s easily the funniest instance of this game taking itself seriously over something very stupid. We’re freezing to death but do yall wanna talk abt the eternal ice mummy

White text over an image of a wooden door. The text says “There was a metal plaque bolted above the door. It read Operating Room. If it was to be believed, the room on the other side of the door was an operating room”. Both of the instances of the phrase “operating room” are surrounded by white brackets to show that they’re important.

Continuing my 999 replay that i’ve been doing on and off all year for halloween and i forgot how funny this game is sometimes. Like yeah man so true that probably IS an operating room. Incredible logic junpei

ShortBox Comics Fair is live! My offering this year is a horror short story about a son questioning if he needs to rescue his mom from a newfound obsession with making art.

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the way people keep trying to "solve" silent hill's "lore" makes me think we're doomed as a species

This is why i get so mad at so many dracula adaptations where the female lead (who is either lucy or mina but rarely do they have both bc why would we have two women lol) runs into dracula’s arms. Neither lucy nor mina would fucking do that.

Text quote from the novel Dracula: “To one thing I have made up my mind: if we find out that Mina must be a vampire in the end, then she shall not go into that unknown and terrible land alone. I suppose it is thus that in old times one vampire meant many; just as their hideous bodies could only rest in sacred earth, so the holiest love was the recruiting sergeant for their ghastly ranks.”

Reading dracula daily as i do every morning now that we’re in the thick of it and man i cant believe jonathan and mina harker invented love

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What the fuck is wrong with your trackpad

And its not like i waited, I always am in route to putting luggage in trunk and the driver is like no and takes it from me. i assume it is the same aura that makes strangers come up to me and ask me for help with random sh wait post deleted i just saw a billboard for something called lemon daddy

Finding out on this work trip that there is some aura around me that says “you should put this guys luggage in the trunk for them” as every single lyft driver has done that for me but multiple of my coworkers, both men and women, did not get help from drivers/did it with the driver

Nut approved

Robert Redford playing a gentle incarnation of death, coming for a frightened old woman in The Twilight Zone episode "Nothing in the Dark" (1962). An extraordinary performance then, terribly bittersweet today

Update: i tried to see if anyone was selling one of these on ebay last night. I was possessed by a terrible need and i am ashamed. Thankfully no one was

Hi guys, did you already know there are competitions for window tinting? With better commentators than most of the tennis matches I’ve watched on ESPN? (Low bar I know)

Anyway if you need to procrastinate harder than you’ve ever procrastinated before, I got you

I tried to make this post earlier but i could NOT get onto pokemon center to check prices bc the website had a QUEUE. I waited in said queue for a while out of curiousity but it turns out it was just a tcg release 🤷 anyway these haters were FOUR HUNDRED WHOLE DOLLARS!!!!!!!!!!!!

Every time i remember the very big eeveelution plushes i am so glad they sold out bc otherwise i would HAVE to buy the jolteon and these bitches were hundreds of dollars and also so big. Look at that flareon. Also i like that leafeon and glaceon are posed like a married couple.

Panel 1: Carvey is reading a mail invitation he received while scratching his head, "Swinger's party?" Panel 2: he tears up the mail, looking indignant, "Don't they know I'm in a committed relationship with the leftover chili in my fridge?"

Title: "1984" Panel 1: Carvey is at a bar, watching television with a squirrel in a suit sitting at the end of the bar, "you know, I'm sensing a disturbing lack of ugly people on T.V nowadays." Panel 2: "I blame it on Reagan." The squirrel turns around, "you blame everything on Reagan." Carvey furrows his brow and sneers, "And I will continue to."

Title: "First Night Together." Panel 1: Carvey is sitting in a chair, meekly, holding a mug of coffee in his hands. "Oh, well, ok... uh, w-we did a crossword puzzle together in bed." Panel 2: carvey looks dumbfounded, "it was the most fun I ever had in my entire life!"

Title: "Get Along Little Doggy." Panel 1: carvey is standing on a public city sidewalk, staring up at a large movie poster with a shirtless 70s Actor Lion on it. Panel 2: it is a bottom-up view of carvey craning his neck back, "Huh. I think I get it now." Panel 3: his head is tilted down and the viewer now sees the somewhat anxious and sullen expression on his face. "What will I tell my wife?"

A small collection of small, balding dog
(Carvey Comix)

A full body portrait of the character Henry from the game series Kingdom Come: Deliverance. He's shown from the back, hose rolled down to the knees and tunic pushed up his arms, holding his lower back after picking herbs.

Herbalist Henry

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Well technically alchemist Henry, but doesn't ring as nicely 💐

#kcd #kcd2 #henry

I think tomodachi life will be on switch so that is my ray of hope in these dark hours

Bring me to life for SURE, idk if gay bar by electric six was super frequently used but it was used in a couple AMVs that are deeply iconic imo

I DONT WANT TO BUY A SWITCH 2!!!!! FUCK YOU!!!!!!

so much of the nintendo direct was like
👍: new pokemon game looks real cute
👎: switch 2 exclusive
👍: New re9 trailer, new resident evils on switch
👎: they’re gonna be on switch 2 specifically
👍: new fire emblem
👎: looks like it may also be switch 2 exclusive

Secretly admiring each other's hands🫦
#cullrian #DragonAge

fic rec for all fellow shippers 😌🫴🔥
archiveofourown.org/works/46400266

Dracula had any number of hoary and terrible powers. Sure, mist form, command bats and wolves, turn mortals' minds, but then there are the very-specific-use ones like turning the dude who popularized his fiction into a flightless aquatic bird a half-century after his death.

A stylized painting of someone masturbating, but with multiple fake pop-ups blocking parts of their body. The popups read: "Sorry, this content is not approved for viewing." "Please prove to your holy governing body that you are a law-abiding citizen of legal age to continue thirdpartyIDverification.trustusbro.org" and "Reasons for restriction: Lack of artistic merit, obscene content, depiction of gross indulgence, not christian". To the side, there is a cursor with ?! beside it in a speech bubble.

trust us bro
#myart #nudity #censorship

An illustration of two tiny rabbits sleeping inside the peel of a hanging orange.

sleeping citrus #art (wallpapers below!)