smoking the shit that made the Critic Nostalgic
02.11.2025 00:13 — 👍 74 🔁 16 💬 1 📌 1@nappingmachine.bsky.social
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smoking the shit that made the Critic Nostalgic
02.11.2025 00:13 — 👍 74 🔁 16 💬 1 📌 1#hansry
10.02.2026 12:56 — 👍 181 🔁 61 💬 1 📌 0But idk if Lazy Henry would be part of Hansry. That feels like more of Jock Henry's life. The only thing that really makes me shy away from making Henry a Jock is that they're usually dumb as a sack of bricks and don't care to learn anything. Which isn't him at all lol. Idk
10.02.2026 05:03 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0LRP Hans would be Smug and I think, based on VILLAGE life, Henry would be Lazy? Like if he just hung out all day and didn't have to do things? Obviously in KCD the events turn him not Lazy lol, but in the Paradise of Animal Crossing, I think he'd remain Lazy and doing whatever
10.02.2026 05:03 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Kingdom Come Deliverance but they're Animal Crossing villagers ✨
#kcd #kcd2
Thinking before you speak/choosing your words carefully vs me every time I'm in a conversation
10.02.2026 04:43 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0He literally looked at me with this exact expression: 😕
(I corrected myself and said that came out wrong and that the videos are interesting because of ship/boat safety and the dangers of the industry that's severely overlooked and he was like "wait yeah!" and we talked about that for hours🥲😅😮💨)
Thinking about when my coworker was talking about his dying dad and growing up with him and working on his fishing trawlers and how his dad still goes out and fishes and I was like "omg I LOVE fishing trawler disaster videos about them lost at sea and the crews dying - dangerous job!"
10.02.2026 04:43 — 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Villagers who inconvenience me by insisting on coming over and seeing all 6 rooms of my house get to hang out in the gyroid party basement until they go insane
10.02.2026 03:40 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0He was waiting for me to exit camera mode so he could ask to go home
09.02.2026 18:09 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0The sword and the quill 🗡️
#kcd2 #kingdomcomedeliverance2 #kcdkatherine
#KCD2
挑了幾張喜歡的截圖來練習抓角色神韻…🥹
#KCD2 #hansry #AU
I started this AU after seeing Luke Dale play Cyberpunk 2077!
In my headcanon, Hans is the heir to "Rattay Corp," while Henry ends up as a total "Corp-dog." Even if Henry joins a street gang, his friends would never stop teasing him about his corporate leash! 🐕🦺⛓️
you won't catch me drawing hans happy anytime soon. the angst came to stay ☝️
[ #wip | #kcd ]
05.02.2026 19:20 — 👍 1748 🔁 672 💬 10 📌 24
I’m going to go slip into something more cumbersome
06.02.2026 19:55 — 👍 8 🔁 4 💬 0 📌 0I’m sharing this video again because people don’t really get what these data centers and ai are doing to our planet and our communities. Especially Black communities because they were strategically placed there.
I need you to listen to these people.
STOP USING AI. STOP SUPPORTING AI.
Iron Man meme, edited, Obadiah Stane yelling, "Your ancestors made timeless art in a cave! With berries and ash!"
"I need AI to make art, human art is only for the rich and privileged-"
06.02.2026 19:29 — 👍 14287 🔁 5446 💬 65 📌 56a photo of a KCD fan-comic with title In The Woods
catalogue for Thi's Kitchen
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Incredible stuff happening at Spencer’s Gifts
05.02.2026 17:38 — 👍 6798 🔁 1027 💬 75 📌 57Cannot believe you missed out on the experience of laying on your friend's floor (who is a girl and also your biggest crush) listening to Hazards of Love start to finish and trying to be normal and not kiss her and admiring her curls while she tells you about the lore of the album
06.02.2026 09:23 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Good god
[ #oc #ocart #marrrowart]
a fan art of henry and hans from kingdom come deliverance games. hans is standing with his back to henry, holding a bouquet of field flowers in his left hand. he’s hiding his face behind his right hand, emotional and slightly embarrassed, with his cheeks red. henry, standing behind him, is holding a daisy flower in his right hand before hans’ face. with his left one he’s putting the other flower behind hans’ ear. the third daisy has found it’s place behind henry’s right ear. the fourth one is in the bouquet hans’s holding. they’re both laughing. the whole picture is very warm, like it’s an afternoon of a sunny day.
digital painting of hans and henry from kingdom come deliverance games. they’re standing facing each other, with henry’s back turned to us. only the upper parts of their bodies are in the light. henry is keeping his right hand on a sword that’s red from smithing, his left hand is on hans’ right shoulder, left side of his face touching hans’ left temple. hans is holding a golden cross that hangs from his palm on a chain, it shines dimly. he’s looking down on it, hesitant. the background is bright blue, like the sky happens to be on a cloudless summer evening. the characters are bright too, with red and yellow accents where the light shines upon them. there’s a single four-pointed white star above their heads.
a fanart of henry and hans from kingdom come deliverance games. fully armoured henry is kneeling before the bed hans is laying on, still undressed. henry is holding hans’ right hand (the one he’s leaning on) in his hands, his eyes are closed. he’s wearing hans’ yellow colour in his armour. hans’s left hand is on henry’s shoulders. we can’t see hans’s face behind henry’s head, but he’s looking to the right of us and only his furrowed brow and his right eye with silver tear in it are visible to us. there are red and yellow tones everywhere and the warm lightning is concentrated around them. there’s a small window on the right, where the sunrise coloured the sky and the morning star shines bright like one little tear.
digital (heavypaint) painting of hans capon and henry of skalitz from kingdom come: deliverance games cuddling in bed (view from above). hans is almost fully laying on top of henry. their upper bodies are glowing with the sunlight from the window on the right. they look happy, and content, and comfortable. there are loose thin golden chains on their necks, with the golden rings on them. the bedsheets are heavily wrinkled (and that could totally hint on anything, you know, wink wink). the whole piece is very warm. i was smiling while writing this.
happy one year anniversary to #kcd2 (and #hansry)! can’t believe it’s been one year already⚔️
04.02.2026 20:03 — 👍 557 🔁 142 💬 9 📌 0This has probably been done before but
#kcd2 #kingdomcomedeliverance #hanscapon #henryofskalitz
when in doubt, draw omegaverse isterik breeding with a mouse in paint
04.02.2026 23:27 — 👍 115 🔁 21 💬 6 📌 0A painting set in a round-ish ornate brass frame with scrolls and cherubs. The painting depicts a woman in vaguely religious dress, looking up in feverish reverence with hands folded in prayer. Black tentacles are seen wrapping around her arms, shoulders and peeking out from the neck of her scarf, partially covering her face.
Devotion
Acrylic on board
Wizard stuff
[ #ffxiv #ffxivart #marrrowart ]