Bix Skahill

Simenon wrote 75 Maigret novels in his lifetime. Every one I’ve come across has been a corker. Maigret in Court is no different.

My son Owen did an event at Brian Keene & Mary SanGiovanni's Vortex Books & Comics. He speaks very highly of that shop. Made me want to visit.

New Trump nickname: the Great Crapitulator.

How do you like your orange-skinned boy, Mister Death?

Remember what happened when Nero proclaimed, “I am become meme.”

Tesla Takedown protest at Long Beach, my sign says “No kings no tyrants” with pictures of Trump and Musk

At the Long Beach Tesla Takedown, lots of folks out here (I’d estimate probably 40-50 so far) and lots of support from cars driving by. Come out and join!

I see this as a good thing. Arm them. These floorshitters will be accidentally shooting each other while playing “cowboys” in less than an hour.

Who knew hockey could be so violent?

I was today years old when I found out this stood for Don Quixote.

8/82

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The Treasure Hunters Club by Tom Ryan

A fun little mystery adventure with some unexpected twists.

The new Pavement movie looks terrible.

Post from '@quadcarl_carl' reads, "They're eating the checks. They're eating the balances"

I hear this in reggae.

Hey, I lived in Cleveland… well, North Ridgeville, during that blizzard.

Huh… which kind of crash will I cause today… economic or airline?

“We don’t need anything they have.” Uhm, you ever hear of Rush?

Punxsutawney Phil pokes head out of hole, looks around, checks to make sure his passport is valid, searches internet for Portugal’s rules on immigrating vermin.

I was led to believe by R.E.M. that I would feel a lot better about this.

Before you speak let your words pass through three gates: Will it piss off Trumpers? Will it make people laugh at Musk? Wii the GOP look stupid?

Buddha Skahill

Executive Order: We Must Stop Everyone from Transitioning, So the President Knows Who to Grope “An executive order President Donald Trump signed on his first day back in office offers a new federal government definition of the sexes that coul...

"For science purposes, 'women' are likewise defined as large reproductive cells encased in sexy hourglass meat globs."

Same with my Rogers.

Trump definitely picked the wrong week to stop sniffing glue.

Jesus, it’s like watching the Kardashians.

My messages are full because I leave all the old messages from friends and family who’ve passed on. Creepy, I know, but I like to listen to them when I miss someone.

4/82

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Mud, Muck and Dead Things by Ann Granger.

If somebody murders someone in the Cotswolds, I’m there.

The first book in a series filled with quirky characters. Love how female writers focus on the human element of crime.

A delightful read.

Ninth House is amazing.

I hope Hegseth celebrated his confirmation with a stiff drink and a fourth wife.

My father, who fought in WWII, loved this song. Bellowed it with great gusto, especially the Bronx cheers.

Whenever I don’t rape someone, I pay them $50,000 so everyone knows I didn’t rape them.