straight edge adjacent

Ive been going to punk/hardcore shows for like most of my life now. Never ONCE have I ever felt the need to say something is “punk”.

That being said, LinkedIn is probably the exact opposite of whatever punk is

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“Dont know soccer but your friends do? Just ask Google Gemini 🌈”

How about just ASKING YOUR FUCKING FRIENDS?????

Add this to the list of use cases for AI nobody asked for smh

Someone on TikTok said Taylor Swift has contracted “sexually transmitted CTE” and I—

Has Chappell Roan said ANYTHING about King Cheeto since her “both sides bad video”???

Hey, I was at that show.

Sounded like shit and the drummer was too drunk to play, so the Necros drummer had to fill in.

“Hey so ACL is this weekend, there’s gonna be a lotta people coming from all over Texas”
TXdot: “cool well close down 2 lanes of traffic going towards Austin so it’s only 1 lane”

I dont know what I did to end up on this side of Bluesky but I’m tryna stay

A billboard is a little too high for you to say that dontcha think???

exposing a swiftie to any given kpop song would be like giving the medieval peasant a dorito

my brain: “you need to take your medication”
Also my brain: “Fuck that that shit, you want some fuckin Monster Energy”

Before attempting to invent "artificial" intelligence we should probably work on actual intelligence

Idgaf what anyone says, if your response to me saying that ACL isn’t worth the hassle is “bUt YoU cAn dIsCoVeR aRtIsTs” then it sounds like you just suck at finding new music

“Dude what is your beef with Sabrina Carpenter”

I don’t know probably bc ive dm’d her for the past 3 years asking if she could pls message my friend happy birthday and have gotten no response.

So bc of the incident that happened at one of the local punk venues the guy who posts all the local scene updates unfollowed ALL of the bands associated with guy that was accused of stealing from the venue which is crazy bc he was like a day one

Turnstile showed up on Britt’s FYP which means they’re officially mainstream

Couldn’t imagine going back in time and telling my kid self a superhero show would bring me to verge of tears and it’s not Batman or Superman but this goofy looking mf

my mom when she saw my text transcripts in middle school and seeing that I wasn’t texting a girl but instead running the bill up having the most degenerate conversations and live texting my friends during premiers of South Park and Tosh.0

Make it 3

Corporate overlords: “how are you using AI in the workplace?? 😃 🌈”

Me: “to do those stupid mid year assessments where we have to connect things we did to the company core values and to answer the questions for those phishing trainings you make us do”

Lost a teeny bit of respect for the local beatdown/DM scene today bc 1. All that drama with that venue and 2. ONLY ONE MEMBER from the that scene pulled up to see End It tonight which is insane

Just remember kids, you may be hot shit within your scene but once you step outside your circle you’re a fucking loser like the rest of us.

Just for the record, I have no idea who is telling the truth. But regardless shit looks so bad for the scene 💀

IG comments: “a local death metal band may have stolen/accidentally taken some equipment from a DIY venue and the owner of the venue withheld a guitar from the band til they gave the mic back, so the guitarist was kicking down the door and the owner brought out a bat…”

Me: “damn thats crazy”

who thought it was a good idea to make Jessica Simpson a singer

I’m old enough to remember when the Spurs had a kid known for mariachi music sing the national anthem (still in English btw) during the NBA playoffs and racist white people had a melt down.

The reaction to bad bunny playing the Super Bowl will be LEGENDARY

The new Fawn EP is incredible

Me: “yeah I really don’t enjoy sports but I can bullshit my way through a conversation about them”

*2 weeks later*
Person I just met: “Yeah, man I just got back from vacation. I went to go check out a FIFA game. I love soccer”
Me:

I know I’m getting up there in age bc my AC is fixed and my first thought was “I can finally alphabetize my CDs”