Howdy just thought I'd check in. Things aren't well considering everything going on but "trying to manage" is a good way to explain how I'm doing. Other than that, this is a banal update, but hope everyone is well.

popeyes biscuit and a jar of peanut butter sitting on the countertop which could combine to create the driest thing ever and massive choking hazard

gonna end it all

Question: Could I get away with submitting MS Paint art as Album Art for a song if I wanted it live by a certain day?

Actual Question: Would y'all actually be okay with that or should I find an artist?

Because I'm not doing AI. Please don't let me be tricked into AI.

zuck: the average american has three (3) friends

"Sweet Caroline", Ba Ba Ba

"Last Resort", BA NEE NEE NEE no one resists singing the guitar riff

I have stared into the eyes of void long and hard with enough visine to drown your mom, don't fight me on this

It will forever be funny to me that one of the "alternative/rock" millenial equivalents to "Sweet Caroline" is "Last Resort" by Papa Roach

You're like patient zero asking for someone to take care of them in case they change, like man we are *way* past that

Keep getting logged out of the mobile app for some reason, otherwise I'd be updating y'all on music stuff. Text will have to do.

Furiosa is coming along nicely, "Aurora, The Muse" is on track with some light leads though I'll need to re-record some of it. The hope is that Furiosa is out in May!

It literally be like that for some people

three panel meme top panel is all the impractical jokers dudes standing around instructing someone what to do from behind rhr scenes saying “ok now actually go to home depot and announce to all those fuckaas bitches that you’re here” middle panel is a screenshot of the joke on bsky of the day where a guy got pissed on the internet and literally drove to meet some guy in a home depot parking lot to fight him after the other guy trolled him into doing it. guy said in his skeet “i’m here you fuckaas bitch” bottom panel is all the joker guys laughing hysterically

Walz: I think they hate public education because it’s easier to run an authoritarian government if you don’t have a population that knows.

- The rhythm of that one video of the guy yelling "I'm going to jail!" but instead saying "I'm about to buy something!"

Ah man, my brain's doing that thing where it hides the good chemicals behind a paywall

Defying these elbows

gonna need to see the KPI returns for this when we circle back

"Sent from Teams, somehow"

I'm going to be honest, I was a bit inebriated thought you said "monsters" and thought you were saying you could tell the difference in monster cans between San Antonio and Austin

"Rock out with your gock out" is a suitable name for this type of marketing

How about that oncoming dread every Saturday before it

I'm not even mad, it's just. Nope, you know what, I am a little mad, what the fuck was that

Totally understand they have their side of the transaction, but a store trying to offer $200 for an excellent condition guitar with after market humbuckers (that sound fantastic) is a g.d. joke. Especially when they know I'm ready to walk out with something
(this is the something)

I can't tell if I'm proud, horrified, or ready to see if Professor X's school takes referrals

Keep your kink shaming to yourself, pervert

If you type in "solitaire" on Google's search bar, it'll load up a game of acoustic balatro

before the dark ages, eggs were so bountiful i would smear them upon the homes of my enemies without thought or consideration

No but for real, I have a mighty need to get a guitar in that shape but metalled out. Doesn't this look sick?

Mike Stringer is single-handedly responsible for me becoming interesting in that "jaguar/surfcaster" shape and I demand retribution in the form of one being on my doorstep tomorrow.

Bookshop.org enters the e-book arena, giving indie stores a new way to compete with Amazon "Everything Amazon can do, we want to do as well or better," says CEO Andy Hunter on boosting indie sales digitally.

This is AMAZING news!
Fuck Amazon

www.salon.com/2025/01/28/b...

if you’re 25 years old with control of the entire treasury system and you don’t delete every student debt file, you are the biggest loser the world has ever seen

FYI google have now stopped "-ai" working at the end of your search string.

So put this at the end (after a space) instead:

&udm=14

Fuck you #google.

#AI