Sammy I Ammy

a perfect man 😍

urgently!

thinking about hairy man ass, what’s that about

if you’re single tbh it’s probably your fault because I’m insufferable and boo’d up

I’m coiffed, worked out, and douched - come thru, lover

creampies, but make ‘em romantic.

fall in love again and again

say it again

a heartwarming story told in four acts

🫡🫡🫡

going out two weekends in a row

a woman with a ring on her finger is making a face . ALT: a woman with a ring on her finger is making a face .

Sky fits heaven

not feeling it this fcf

bf wants Taco Bell for dinner…

he better be normal

whenever I see any Olympic luging I remember him and something starts to purrrrrrr

don’t fucking piss me off

wanna fight?

not h*rny enough to jo, but still too h*rny to just ignore it

liking dick pics on humpday because I’m built different

can’t sleep so resorting to my fave in bed pastime 😏
(reading the wikipedia synopses to scary movies I’ll never watch)

this is what beating your meat feels like

daaaaaaaamn

🤨🤨🤨🫤🫤🫤

it feels like this sometimes.

oh, you meant in a fight?

I can take all three of them

Yo y quién

halftime show fromt eh supebowl showing a set on the field featuring a nyc bodega

This kind of smart, walkable, mixed-use urbanism is illegal to build in most American cities.

Yeah I’m a part of the NFL; the National Foreskin League