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“Do you think God stays in heaven because he too lives in fear of what he’s created” -Steve Buscemi (Spy Kids 2)

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Took a nap & burned myself like a dumb bitch.

11.02.2026 16:29 — 👍 21    🔁 2    💬 0    📌 0
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Gains coming in 💪🏽

09.02.2026 02:48 — 👍 25    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0
MINNEAPOLIS (AP) — Alberto Castañeda Mondragón says his memory was so jumbled after a beating by immigration officers that he initially could not remember he had a daughter and still struggles to recall treasured moments like the night he taught her to dance.

But the violence he endured last month in Minnesota while being detained is seared into his battered brain.

He remembers Immigration and Customs Enforcement agents pulling him from a friend’s car on Jan. 8 outside a St. Paul shopping center and throwing him to the ground, handcuffing him, then punching him and striking his head with a steel baton. He remembers being dragged into an SUV and taken to a detention facility, where he said he was beaten again.

He also remembers the emergency room and the intense pain from eight skull fractures and five life-threatening brain hemorrhages.

MINNEAPOLIS (AP) — Alberto Castañeda Mondragón says his memory was so jumbled after a beating by immigration officers that he initially could not remember he had a daughter and still struggles to recall treasured moments like the night he taught her to dance. But the violence he endured last month in Minnesota while being detained is seared into his battered brain. He remembers Immigration and Customs Enforcement agents pulling him from a friend’s car on Jan. 8 outside a St. Paul shopping center and throwing him to the ground, handcuffing him, then punching him and striking his head with a steel baton. He remembers being dragged into an SUV and taken to a detention facility, where he said he was beaten again. He also remembers the emergency room and the intense pain from eight skull fractures and five life-threatening brain hemorrhages.

ICE told nurses this Minneapolis man “purposefully ran headfirst into a brick wall.”

What actually happened is that they pulled him from a car, beat him so viciously with a steel baton that he had 8 skull fractures, 5 life-threatening brain hemorrhages, and couldn’t remember he had a daughter.

07.02.2026 17:54 — 👍 17904    🔁 9178    💬 494    📌 703
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🇲🇽 #jjmalibu

06.02.2026 23:21 — 👍 20    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0
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Feeling strong & seeing the gains 💪🏽

05.02.2026 18:27 — 👍 322    🔁 13    💬 0    📌 1
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Pulled her out of retirement.

27.01.2026 19:28 — 👍 33    🔁 2    💬 1    📌 0

More good food please.

23.01.2026 19:59 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Leg day was brutal.

20.01.2026 17:46 — 👍 38    🔁 4    💬 0    📌 0

🍽️ need a taste

20.01.2026 17:45 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Chest day ✅

16.01.2026 04:29 — 👍 39    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

😍

14.01.2026 17:10 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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So excited for you.

21.06.2025 20:32 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
04.04.2025 15:01 — 👍 54    🔁 4    💬 5    📌 0

The fact that Alzheimer's runs in my family means I'll get to experience this masterpiece all over again for the first time someday 😍

19.03.2025 04:21 — 👍 66    🔁 2    💬 5    📌 0
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Hey there. We saw you from across the homosexual techno mosh pit and really dig your vibe. And your ass.

@randonando.bsky.social

17.02.2025 17:40 — 👍 186    🔁 8    💬 3    📌 0

5, it’s a window seat, next to Tony/Ironman, a billionaire w his own flight suit, he wouldn’t even be on the flight. in front of me is Stephen Strange a rich DR with his own portal powers who also wouldn’t be on the flight. Bucky is prob on some watch list being barred from flights. 2 = loudest

16.02.2025 16:02 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Taking notes 📝

15.02.2025 18:52 — 👍 5    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Girl Power ✌🏽

14.02.2025 17:53 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Aw baby. Same.

13.02.2025 13:34 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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The way I looked at this & muttered to myself “That’s @kharlo.bsky.social CODED”

12.02.2025 15:34 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Does bisexual mean twice as sexual or once every other sexual?

11.02.2025 06:02 — 👍 139    🔁 17    💬 13    📌 1

I needed this.

10.02.2025 22:04 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Sleepy babies

10.02.2025 15:22 — 👍 11    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Deleted 😔

10.02.2025 14:46 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Tiddies are tiddy-ing.

09.02.2025 17:37 — 👍 70    🔁 2    💬 0    📌 0
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abracadabra amor oo na na abra ca dab ra morta oo gaga

08.02.2025 17:33 — 👍 44    🔁 12    💬 0    📌 0
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Pro Tip: Hit the prostate like it was here

06.02.2025 21:51 — 👍 319    🔁 66    💬 8    📌 10
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me listening to abracadabra on repeat

04.02.2025 13:04 — 👍 50    🔁 5    💬 1    📌 0
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Timeline cleanse 😌

04.02.2025 03:51 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Yes

04.02.2025 03:47 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

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