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The pre-lit 6.5ft tree I thrifted for $13 actually WORKS !!! So, it’s decided, I’m decorating early this year. I’m too delighted about it to wait 😂

Found the book series I’m currently reading at the thrift for $2 each. I love when that meant to be shit happens😭 Thank you, universe!

It’s all one party. It’s all about the money. Let it all burn.

agreeing to make a terrible deal while your main opponent is quite literally being boo'd on live tv by an entire stadium of people is the kind of political instinct you'd normally only find in a 3 week old dead goldfish

Shoutout to SSRIs. Actually being capable of doing things you want to do is a game changer 🐸

a woman in an orange shirt is running with a herd of dogs in a field ALT: a woman in an orange shirt is running with a herd of dogs in a field

*sneaks to couch to snooze alone for a bit*

the space invaders:

Looking forward to learning all about how the right should move left to win elections tomorrow. They should maybe dye their hair pink, learn to love pronouns.

Ok Meg this song was cute but now I’m getting jealous about how many times I hear it from my wife’s phone speaker every day. And I know she’s got the video running. If I tell you her YouTube username will u block her???? Plz

It’s insane that believing everyone deserves food to eat is considered radical. There is plenty of food for everyone. Making food inaccessible is incomprehensibly cruel. Doing it while building a ballroom? Disgusting. Eat the rich.

Sheets changed. Apartment cleaned. (Including floors) Candle lit. Windows open. Chili on the stove. Wife on the way home. Fellow Fall Folk: RISE UP! It’s our time 🍂🍁🎃🕯️🥣🧺

My fur child had to stay overnight at the vet and I am a mess lol what do you mean my baby is sleeping in a kennel, alone all night?? He’s slept with a human every night for 9 years! 😭 my heart 💔💔 Can’t wait to pick him up tomorrow 🥲

To become dependent on ChapGPT is to evacuate yourself from your own life.

YIKES, no thanks. I’m gonna be alive inside every damn thing I do, even and especially the ish I don’t wanna do.

(I’m new to baseball) is being handsome a requirement to be in the MLB? Good googly moogly

I’ll say it: I like the Glinda cereal. Idc idc idc

Oh ok so we’re to the “states invading other states” part of fascism. Perfect

I’ve deconstructed so far now I’m truly insufferable. If I went vegan I would top out. Maybe one day 🤔

Anyone else feeling the doom? I’m a lil scared I’m not gonna lie

I hate being sick but I love laying on the couch surrounded by dogs and blankets while drinking tea and watching Tolkien films. I should do this more when I’m not sick. What a treat

Filing a grievance against my wife for making me fall in love with the wnba 💔💔 the heartbreak when your girlie pops don’t get the W 😞💔 obvi happy for AT but my bb studbuds and kmac and phee!!😩 uuughhhhhhh💔💔 Is Unrivaled here yet??

Midnight! A lil spooky, shows off DTs acting skills beautifully, has a very human/empathy focused message. So good!

Robin Hobb…….Im sending you a therapy bill 😩 Im destroyed 😭

There is a small human meetup in our apartment courtyard rn and they’re all singing kpop demon hunters songs🥲🥰 just sipping coffee on the porch listening to the joy 💞 everything is terrible - but there are still beautiful moments to be had. Happy Sunday 😘

Every day I lose a little bit of the fight in me to not take up smoking again. These are menthol times 😣

If there was an opposition party, people would clearly hear every single day who is to blame for their current conditions.

So today an entire news crew was murdered in Palestine amidst a horrific genocide, and the grand cheeto announced he’s declaring martial law and seizing DC? And I just….go to work tomorrow? What in the actual fuck timeline is this

Started hollering “bbuuuhhlieve itttt” every time a W player I like scores and my wife is soooo sick of me😂 idc tho it’s fun! Stud buds did their big one w that phrase OK!

alright chill out i just said i wanted to trade your human rights for my own wealth and comfort it's nothing personal jeez

I’m going to touch a volcano today!!!!! Eeeeekkkkk!!

Im trying so hard to force myself to like carrots but even covered in hummus they’re still a curse on the earth I fear. Eating crunchy dirt is insane. Regular carrot munchers are scary to me

a cartoon of winnie the pooh sitting on a table in front of a window in a kitchen . Alt: a cartoon of winnie the pooh sitting on a table in front of a window in a kitchen

My Candace Parker crush leaving my body every time I see another podcast clip: