Tangelo

Update on the whatnot streams. I had to stop watching them because the last time I accidentally bid on something when trying to click out of the stream and then this fucker showed up and now I’m the only person in the world who got a Labubu by accident.

a man with a beard is sitting in front of a bookshelf and says are you okay . ALT: a man with a beard is sitting in front of a bookshelf and says are you okay .

Me: I’m not disabled I just have *rattles out laundry list of items that I would consider disabilities for other people but cannot admit that they are for me too*
Me entire also disabled drag family:

I’ve gotten really into watching Whatnot streams because it’s so funny to watch these sellers crash the fuck out in real time if they don’t sell things for like triple retail.

Update on this.

More people need to respect Macklemore and I will not apologize for this take.

Regulars: why does everyone think this is a gay bar?
Me: maybe because the nonbinary bartender, the lesbian bouncer, and the trans guy who ran front register all showed up in the exact same outfit today.

Also her walking into my apartment and seeing the very nice landscape painting she bought me right across from a drawing of Steve Harrington taking it up the ass. ITS CALLED SUPPORTING THE ARTS.

a black and white cat with the words my god what have i done behind it ALT: a black and white cat with the words my god what have i done behind it

My mom who raised me in a house full of weird little trinkets when I send her a photo of the new piece of fantasy taxidermy I bought:

Honestly beautiful way to end my birthday is going to sleep to the sound of thunder.

Send help I started playing The Sims 4 again. Yes it’s bad. Yes I have about 10,000 collective hours over 11 years put into it.

Still searching for my white whale (cute spicy gay romcom book that isn’t about literal teenagers or written by a cis woman)

Gonna call u a slur

She’s home!!!

Really living out the trans masc agenda today:

6 - sleep
11 - wake up
12:30 - take a drag queen who doesn’t drive to post office (use the most annoying route)
1 - iced coffee
3 - blood taken by gender vampires
3:30 - see T dealer (pharmacy)
4 - Canes
5:30 - adopt another cat

Same energy (evil)

I personally think they should be more evil.

It’s giving The Fame Monster era aesthetic and we are so backkkkkkkk

Remember Nosferatu? She’s a lesbian now 🐀🩸 serving count and maiden with West Dakota at @nitehawkcinema.bsky.social - images by @mettieostrowski.bsky.social

UPDATE: 8 Dems voted today to confirm yet another Trump nominee during Musk's coup: Bennett (CO), Gallego (AZ), Hassan (NH), Heinrich (NM), Hickenlooper (CO), King (ME), Lujan (NM), Shaheen (NH). If you're a constituent, don't just call - write an op-ed, protest their office, make clear you care.

The Fantastic Four.

I know you got the skills to make that dress. You can absolutely be her.

Intro for all the followers new to my page. I’m tangelo. I’m a trans drag performer from Austin TX. I’m a goth shapeshifting element of chaos who likes vampires, video games, and D&D. I’m Mx Austin Pride 2024, part of the Rabid family, have 1 drag baby, and a lovely partner. Welcome!

evade that fare, steal company time, share your hormones, scam the government, do fraud, be a fag, have fun

It’s giving A24 unhinged diva

Hell yeah hell yeah
Drag Kings of Bluesky just dropped!

go.bsky.app/KRxDAie

@neurocosmos.bsky.social rules for making this

@thelilithazazel.bsky.social

Playing ffvii right now and longing for the days when I saw it as a cool dystopian sci fi epic and not a suspiciously apt allegory for the days we’re currently living in.

Baby boy characters: wears sweaters, has health insurance, would take you on a nice movie date and treat you right.

Baby girl characters: the worst man you’ve ever met, smells like manure, will commit a felony if left alone.

Anita Bryant died. Hey Siri play “Ding dong the witch is dead.”

I’ve had a lot of great NYEs but nothing compares to NYE 2009 when I watched a whole Michael Jackson retrospective on VH1 and having my first existential gender crisis.