🍹Simone Turkington 🪄

Nine years of this fucking sock puppetry.

STOP! Those opposing Trump couldn't even successfully run with, what should have been the iron-clad angle of "the man cited an insurrection and tried to overturn an election". No one remembers important shit. Enough with these moronic predictions. We are already beyond reasoned, ethical approaches.

This is exactly the kind of thing people voted for last month. Have at it, Joe! Let's all do whatever we want!

I think my subscription just renewed but this garbage is losing me.

We are so beyond taking the high road. I don't give a shit what happens to Hunter, but when the electorate said "Fuck it!" and elected the man who has repeatedly spat in the face of Democracy, why shouldn't the outgoing President do this? Have at it, Joe. This article is garbage.

Someone should tell the media who keeps calling it a mandate and a landslide. 🤦🏻‍♀️ I just fucking can't with these assholes.

Is this from...another dimension?

That's fine. I was just making a case before they added a little AI helper to help me come up with posts that I accidentally tap all the time because it's right fucking there in the field.

When AI keeps popping up to offer to help write DMs to my friends I feel like I'm being offered a wheelchair every time I get up off the couch. I got this! Fuck. Off.

Option to completely disable AI? I am so sick of it being pushed on me in every single app! I don't need help to think of DMs to people! I'm a good writer and my brain still works. I feel like I'm being offered a wheelchair every time I get off the couch. I want AI to fuck off! Thank you! ❤️

The insurance companies might try to fight saying this is a huge cost, but when when I went to tell my Aussie friend Ozempic was $1k a month out-of-pocket in the US, I only got as far as "It's so expensive..." and she said "I know! I'm paying $147 (AUD) a month!" 🤦🏻‍♀️ It's made here. Fuck this gouging.

Or just the definition of "higher" and "lower".

If there was ever a time to take Pascal's Wager, it is now.

Thanks for ratting me out, Duo.

I only knew 17 so I guess I'm 53. 😂

Yesterday I went to a place I frequent. I thought "Maybe because I'm wearing weird glasses people won't spot me and I won't have to make small talk." Forgot I have pink hair.

I've been yelling about this for the last two weeks (AND BEFORE) so it's actually more maddening to see this awakening now (too fucking late) than if you never had it. I'm mad at all of the media for this, BTW.

TOO LATE. If they'd done this for the last four years we wouldn't be in this mess!

Shit, if only you'd realised this right after Jan 6 we might not be in the shit we're in now. The number 1 disqualifier to be President and the media let it get lost in the cacaphony. Good job, guys. #toolittletoolate

What was your comment?!

Your points on AI are fantastic and I don't disagree with you about woke mobs, but ALL ISSUES on both sides should be set aside until our democracy is secured. We don't get behind someone who tried to overturn our election when he lost. Democracy should be our priority. Did you forget? 🤦🏻‍♀️

I thought that pic was photoshopped. Like a quick, crappy job someone does for a meme.

Are women boxers allowed to punch the boobs? Please say no.

Fuck no.

2/2 Well 20+ years later and I'm all "Never mind policy! There's no comparison! He tried to overthrow our elections which is the very foundation of our democracy." Response from all sides *shrug*

Nice to know I've been on top of shit for so long though! 🤦🏻‍♀️

1/2 Just watching the Boy Band/Lou Perlman doc on Netflix reminded me of something. Early 2000s I was outraged that Justin Timberlake had a solo album and people were taking him seriously. I was all "He was in 'nSync. What are you doing." Response: *shrug*

Rather than kick off this account venting about the state of union, better to start with a purring cat on Buc-cee's holiday pajama pants. Marnie! 🥰

I almost forgot about 'em this past week.

Ahhhh, so how 'bout those Dodgers?! 🥴