Wad (chicken chef) 🍥

Oh I’m so sure

I got a good deal on some new deodorant

Moon

Beast mode

Taking poison damage every time I step outside

I’m sensitive groups

Brother Jacques, do you sleep?

I’m on a first name basis with the song sparrows. The hummingbirds are more apprehensive. The bees don’t have names

May be forced to reread 2666 in the run of Big Ass Novels that I’m doing

This is a hell of a good book

Would you sit and watch the bees and hummingbirds with me for $100,000

snapping at an indie wrestling match like its a slam poetry reading

Reading while simultaneously not wearing a shirt — da sexy intellectual

Football next month

Mine aren’t either lol I just couldn’t think of a way for the joke to work otherwise

*unplugging my neighbor’s leaf blower* there’s no need for that

Starting a 3 and a half hour YouTube video analysis of gravity’s rainbow and realizing within the first twenty minutes that the reviewer is stupid

Cool man thanks for letting me know

Croque monsieur?? I hardly know her! // Croque madame?? I hardly know him?

Yeah fuck it I’m doing three pynchons in a row

This is your last chance to express an opinion before I start reading one of them

It helps that I have such a broad base of esoteric knowledge, probably in excess of Pynchon’s own

I really went beast mode on gravity’s rainbow man I understood the hell out of it

Finished grabity. Now I need to decide between Underworld, Against the Day, and Brothers Karamazov

Does that shit Qyburn did to him not count as doping

Especially if there’s a discord so I can talk shit

YES!!!!!!!

White bean

Some things are redolent of other things. But some things aren’t redolent of anything