guy who calls it cold slaw

forgot to come on here and say coys

Something I noticed today is we have been hearing a lot less about Elon Musk lately. The reason, as it turns out, is he died of an overdose of speedballs (HGH mixed with Ozempic) last Thursday he injected into his neck. He has not been found in the bathroom of his home yet as no one loves him.

Hare Ribbin' (1944) Bugs is chased into a lake by a Russian Poodle who speaks with a thick Russian accent; the rest of the story unfolds under water.

"I do not go to the cinema in the 40s to watch reality reflected back at me. I watch Bugs Bunny for the same reason the Mesopotamians sat at the feet of storytellers and listened to stories about Gilgamesh: because this guy rules." - @bransonreese.bsky.social bringing the heat

The Road Runner about to be horny

The Road Runner being horny

Look it’s a visual joke. Alt text will do nothing here.

In these uncertain times,
one thing never fails: watching cartoons where the Road Runner is very horny.

Oh just haven’t logged on here in a while, busy end to winter but emerging for spring ya know

do any sports twitter expats have a screenshot of that time they shared a picture of all the Sabres at a bills tailgate and Zach benson had a Mich ultra in his hand

Frosted brownies are basically cake! And I do love a good whisk

Least surprising detail

Beverly Hills Cop might be one of the best movies of all time

bills

It’s cool that with VAR it now only takes 20 minutes to confirm that one guy’s shoulder was one millimeter offside. Accuracy is important. Also important: respecting the efforts of guys routinely falling down like they’ve been shot with the gun from ERASER if a defender breathes too hard

I am reckless with the Instagram likes tonight

it’s da yearning for me

No but I probably should

Ray Romano severely underrated

it’s the mountain goats everybody

I would watch interstellar again but I don’t have a failing relationship I’m trying to hold together (it added like 3 months no joke)

Date singular but point taken lol

she ejected before date 2

Dogs are comfortable at moms

Braelon Allen league winner mode activated

Yum I think too!

making shrimps campy

wait here there will be muskets available soon

director’s cut 4.5 hours baby

went on a date and accidentally brought up bugs bunny within the first 5 minutes

whether u love or hate Kurt Cobain, theres one thing u cant deny:

if people had a big tooth instead of an ass & when they sat down it made a crazy cartoon chomp noise it would be lowkey worth the fact that u could only use chairs once

The Grinch killed himself today. So that’s good 👍

thanksgiving top 3 holiday for that sparkling grape juice

The thanks giver