Fred Smith

There were no good AFC teams this year, which is even more impressive given how many 10+ win AFC teams there were this year

Until they build a badder bunny

Go Hawks, fuck the Patriots for what they did to Raiden in MGS2

Cooper Kupp and LeBron both need to stop doing that beard

A graphic of Sam Darnold with text that reads “Out Indefinitely, Mononucleosis”.

this guy is a Super Bowl Champion

You know if you go to the top of Coit Tower and then ask the city of San Francisco to make it about 2,000 feet taller, you could see where the Super Bowl is being played.

They won’t let you vote for Dickson to be MVP because of anti-Australian discrimination.

RT @stefanheck.bsky.social [dumps gatorade on coach after losing the big game] we know how much you hate gatorade you piece of shit

I don’t know what AI dot com is but that logo is a ripoff of the old Saturn logo

Drake Maye you might not want to look at your phone for a while man

Hearing scattered reports that a Krassenstein sibling may have gotten something wrong.

Macbeth: SHIT

They’ve all been pretty good too. Still haven’t gotten old.

Drake Maye buddy I’m sorry to tell you this but both parts of your name have been in jokes making fun of your play all night long

Okay that was a big jump, let’s try to get a twirl in there next time

I'm hardly the first person to note this, but it's enormously instructive that our President and his followers saw the message "THE ONLY THING MORE POWERFUL THAN HATE IS LOVE" and understood it, correctly, as an attack on them

The only explanation for this is that some people live such charmed lives that they have to invent things to be mad at, right?

What a game for Seahawks special teams

Adrien Brody won one last year and he's doing ads for one of those scummy tax prep companies!

The Cadillac #F1 livery for those who missed the #SuperBowl ad.

Perfectly competent Cadillac F1 car. Bad premise for a design, boring colors, pretty good execution. Either side would be better than asymmetric, but it’s fine asymmetric, too.

The Cadillac #F1 livery is... fine. Nothing ambitious and safely matches the team's branding so far.

Not surprising to see TWG AI on the side pods, it appears to have replaced Gainbridge as TWG’s main branding focus this year. Very thankful to see that the awful yellow that goes with that brand is missing in action.

Oh god the Cadillac is asymmetrical

“Some rocket scientist is running around on the field”

a bad bitch link up for the ages

Touchdowns! I forgot about those!

hieronymus bosch ass burger

Huh! I think cultural domination doesn’t seem to be in the cards for this random group of assholes after all