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@zakzahn.bsky.social

Geek, Feminist, Broken. He/Him.

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a man in a suit and tie is talking to another man who says you got new legs Alt: a man in a suit and tie is talking to another man who says you got new legs
08.11.2025 03:30 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Predator: Badlands was an enjoyable flick. A little bit paint by numbers, but fun nonetheless. Also, have we ever seen a female predator? Asking for no particular reason.

08.11.2025 03:21 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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a man dressed as a devil with horns and a red cape is praying . Alt: a man dressed as a devil with horns and a red cape is laughing .
07.11.2025 19:14 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Catjira!

07.11.2025 19:08 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I was thinking goblin.

05.11.2025 17:10 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Vote early, vote often.
j/k

05.11.2025 00:07 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

What is happening with Mickey's hand?

04.11.2025 20:22 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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a cartoon cat is covering its face with its hand while hearts fly around it . Alt: a cartoon cat is covering its face with its hand while hearts fly around it .
04.11.2025 20:15 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I bet if you said you'd done all that, and come to the conclusion that Muhammed is the one true prophet, they'd say "no, you did it wrong!"

04.11.2025 20:11 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

What the Stay Puff Marshmallow Man didn't know, is that they were also hungry....

03.11.2025 20:31 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Suck :(

31.10.2025 07:34 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Neat

30.10.2025 09:01 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

How did you find out about the secret Dev meeting?

28.10.2025 17:00 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Seeing posts on reddit of people learning english made me realise I don't know the mechanics of english. I just know what sounds right.

27.10.2025 06:41 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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a baby is walking on a wooden floor with the words nope written on the floor . Alt: a baby is walking on a wooden floor, the words nope written on the floor, they then turn and run away.
25.10.2025 00:22 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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bert from sesame street is wearing a striped shirt and a scarf around his neck Alt: bert from sesame street is wearing a striped shirt and a scarf around his neck collapses backwards
23.10.2025 08:22 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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a black and white drawing of a cartoon character with headphones on a white background . Alt: a black and white drawing of a cartoon character vibrating with intense excitement

Prince Elliot:

23.10.2025 04:52 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 6    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I blame the monkey lizard

22.10.2025 01:01 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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a man wearing a black t-shirt with the words `` oh my '' on it is making a funny face . Alt: a man wearing a black t-shirt with the words `` oh my '' winking
18.10.2025 02:12 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I was waiting for a Grace tacklehug. Damn broken arm getting in the way.

15.10.2025 20:47 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Ditto

13.10.2025 20:40 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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a man with a beard wearing a t-shirt that says " the pollen is so bad " Alt: a man with a beard with text that says " the pollen is so bad "

Thanks

12.10.2025 04:08 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Fucking hayfeaver.

12.10.2025 01:04 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

"Please, call me Frank, Frankenstein is my father."

10.10.2025 22:31 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Is she no longer a reporter?

10.10.2025 22:30 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

What are you all talking about? If a movie has bad sequels, don't watch them. They don't ruin the original movie. You can still watch it and enjoy it as a great movie.

08.10.2025 19:14 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Looking at this before looking at the text of your post made me think of Arcane (though for me it was Vi and Jinx) so I think you nailed it.

08.10.2025 19:10 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

On that cat bed over there obviously.

07.10.2025 16:20 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

He musn't know then, he didn't call her nasty.

05.10.2025 16:45 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I hope you supervised the makeup sex, otherwise they won't do it.

03.10.2025 23:53 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

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