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A case of "Papa Troll" vs. "Paw Patrol"? πŸ€”

11.08.2025 16:19 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Fair.

11.08.2025 16:05 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
The This is fine cartoon but it's Trump's America with empowered masked gangs waving guns at everyone

The This is fine cartoon but it's Trump's America with empowered masked gangs waving guns at everyone

11.08.2025 15:23 β€” πŸ‘ 89    πŸ” 28    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

This. Ignore the suggestions on videos, and never visit the YouTube main page...

11.08.2025 12:21 β€” πŸ‘ 7    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Can't help but wonder if that truck is preparing to meet this Jesus guy... πŸ€”

11.08.2025 07:30 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

The dreaded off-by-one naming error strikes again?

10.08.2025 17:38 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Humbug!

10.08.2025 17:16 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Detained by a Government & Probably Blacklisted by NVIDIA for Our Next Investigation
YouTube video by Gamers Nexus Detained by a Government & Probably Blacklisted by NVIDIA for Our Next Investigation

We've spent 3 weeks in Asia investigating the AI GPU Black Market. We need your help finalizing this crazy story: www.youtube.com/watch?v=ltgy...

09.08.2025 02:56 β€” πŸ‘ 137    πŸ” 46    πŸ’¬ 4    πŸ“Œ 5

Probably less extreme than Brutal Wolfenstein 3D:

www.doomworld.com/forum/topic/...

10.08.2025 12:07 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

More proof that the less that's needlessly connected to the internet, the better... πŸ˜‘

10.08.2025 10:57 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Rela-table...

10.08.2025 10:55 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
A happy book says:
I'm so proud you chose me as your holiday read! I can't wait to start entertaining you! 

A smiling drink says:
And I'm right here! Ready to keep you cool and refreshed while you read! 

A gleeful phone adds:
Yay! So great! How about we kick things off with a load of the same old rubbish you always look at, plus some gloomy news and mavbe a few emails from work!! 

Hours later...

The drink and book lie untouched. 

The phone is out of view but a bubble reads:
Scroll Scroll Scroll Scroll Scroll 

The book says
β€œI hate that guy.”

A happy book says: I'm so proud you chose me as your holiday read! I can't wait to start entertaining you! A smiling drink says: And I'm right here! Ready to keep you cool and refreshed while you read! A gleeful phone adds: Yay! So great! How about we kick things off with a load of the same old rubbish you always look at, plus some gloomy news and mavbe a few emails from work!! Hours later... The drink and book lie untouched. The phone is out of view but a bubble reads: Scroll Scroll Scroll Scroll Scroll The book says β€œI hate that guy.”

My cartoons for this week’s @theguardian.com books
#holiday #vacation #reading

10.08.2025 10:40 β€” πŸ‘ 1889    πŸ” 739    πŸ’¬ 30    πŸ“Œ 38

That TIRED story that's making the rounds?

10.08.2025 10:53 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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SLEEP IS FOR THE WEAK! by jollyjack on DeviantArt

(c.f. www.deviantart.com/jollyjack/ar... 🫩)

10.08.2025 10:51 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Are those go-faster stripes?

10.08.2025 10:28 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Haven't seen it (*shudder*), but from the descriptions I've read alone it sounds like a 2020 COVID lockdown-era Amazon advertising vehicle that got stuck 5 years in development hell...

10.08.2025 09:10 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Brand-Grifter halt...

10.08.2025 09:04 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Gizmo is your spirit animal, eh? 😁

10.08.2025 08:46 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Okay, so which part do we need to lop off?

09.08.2025 21:25 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

"A eye"? Yeah, that tracks... :D

09.08.2025 19:52 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

It would be... fine... if they were doing this in addition to mRNA research.

Doing it instead is certainly NOT fine.

09.08.2025 17:25 β€” πŸ‘ 33    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

That's breaking the fourth wall and the back wall in one strip!

09.08.2025 14:39 β€” πŸ‘ 36    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Only when the first true crime podcaster ends up as the dead victim in a true crime podcast will we have achieved true crimeception...

09.08.2025 10:35 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Viral Marketing at Death Star Germany
YouTube video by MrMarketingExtreme Viral Marketing at Death Star Germany

Who knew that the Empire had just pivoted to alternative advertising strategies?

08.08.2025 17:30 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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The McMansionization of the White House, or: Regional Car Dealership Rococo: a treatise | McMansion Hell Get more from McMansion Hell on Patreon

McMansion Hell rightfully called it "Regional Car Dealership Rococo":

08.08.2025 17:15 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Then: "Do not give a 3rd party access to our source code!"
Now: "With this new tool we give a 3rd party access to our source code after each key press."

07.08.2025 19:36 β€” πŸ‘ 67    πŸ” 12    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

"The Strugl is real", wie's so schân heißt...

07.08.2025 19:15 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
In einer Arztpraxis. Alfred Jodokus Quack sitzt vorm Doktor und singt β€žwarum bin ich so frΓΆhlichβ€œ. Arzt (antwortet trocken): β€žna, weil die Scheiß Tabletten wirken.β€œ

In einer Arztpraxis. Alfred Jodokus Quack sitzt vorm Doktor und singt β€žwarum bin ich so frΓΆhlichβ€œ. Arzt (antwortet trocken): β€žna, weil die Scheiß Tabletten wirken.β€œ

Guten Morgen!

07.08.2025 07:10 β€” πŸ‘ 1173    πŸ” 165    πŸ’¬ 27    πŸ“Œ 9

Was gonna post this - here's a link to the original post:

bsky.app/profile/wera...

07.08.2025 18:58 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Cossacks and flowers as Putin leads Austrian wedding dance Fresh controversy as foreign minister Karin Kneissl offers warm welcome to Russian leader

I shudder to think what they (would?) have posted about this shitshow from 7 years ago... 😬

www.theguardian.com/world/2018/a...

07.08.2025 17:24 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

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