FBI: "We didn't zip tie children."
REPORTER: "Here's a photo of a zip tied 14 year old."
FBI" "OK, we didn't zip tie YOUNG children."
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Evolutionary Judgment & Decision Making researcher, Father, and Husband. Mainly reposts about data, logic, rationality, & theory. Opinions are my own.
FBI: "We didn't zip tie children."
REPORTER: "Here's a photo of a zip tied 14 year old."
FBI" "OK, we didn't zip tie YOUNG children."
I know itβs too much to expect them to know their history, but if the American Revolution had a motto, it definitely would not have been βimmigrants go home.β
It would have been βget your fucking soldiers out of our cities.β
Reuters screenshot. Headline: "Two federal judges say use of AI led to errors in US court rulings". Bottom left: Reuters AI saying, "Get the key points from this story with Reuters AI"
Screensnapshot of our times. Corporate pressure to use AI creates bad outcomes with real-life consequences; seeking to unpack the problem yields more pressure to indulge in the very thing causing the problem.
26.10.2025 17:48 β π 59 π 12 π¬ 0 π 1Donald Trump appeared to describe a dementia screening he underwent at Walter Reed Medical Center as a 'very hard' IQ test while speaking with reporters inside Air Force One
The NY Times and WaPo may be lost causes but holy shite look at PEOPLE out here absolutely killing it with 100% unvarnished truths π
28.10.2025 01:09 β π 10105 π 2800 π¬ 201 π 144After adding new data to our spreadsheet, our central estimate of turnout for the No Kings Day protests yesterday has risen to 5.5 million, with an upper bound of 8.7 www.gelliottmorris.com/p/second-no-...
19.10.2025 13:15 β π 2731 π 812 π¬ 40 π 76SPSP Member Spotlight Christopher Barlett Kansas State University
How can we create interventions that reduce aggression in society, both online and face-to-face? Understanding and addressing the causes of this behavior is the focus of Christopher Barlett's research.
Learn more in our latest SPSP Member Spotlight: ow.ly/NmY250Xcqbw
So proud of this work and so grateful for my participants and my incredible collaborators π«Άβ¨
13.10.2025 08:21 β π 7 π 4 π¬ 0 π 0What Thiel is saying about tax havens = what Altman is saying about copyright:
"I can't be rich unless you let me steal from you."
This is how Broligarchs differ from oligarchs of yore: the latter tried to hide their thievery; the Broligarchs trumpet their entitlement to steal as a natural right.
SPSP Member Spotlight Christopher Barlett Kansas State University
π‘Our latest SPSP Member Spotlight features Christopher Barlett of Kansas State University! Christopher studies aggression, cyberbullying, and the personality variables that enhance or mitigate aggression after provocations.
Learn more about his work: ow.ly/Vffl50X96S3
TERRORISM EXPERT HERE:
This statement is a clear example of what is known as βState Terrorismβ: When the dictatorship will order all instruments of its state security & intelligence apparatus against its own citizens to terrorize the population.
My first full, solo book is now published! If you ever wondered how I get research ideas, how I think about science, or just how things fit together in my head, here it is: www.routledge.com/Integrating-...
03.10.2025 16:16 β π 2 π 1 π¬ 0 π 0One of my favorite anecdotes from THE PREHISTORY OF THE FAR SIDE: "That doesn't sound like the Jane Goodall we know."
01.10.2025 18:13 β π 6393 π 2178 π¬ 28 π 72"Now I talk to the popular kids and they treat me like a normal person because their frontal lobes are finally catching up to my frontal lobes...."
- teen daughter
I need journalists to be able to identify a push poll when they see one.
30.09.2025 21:47 β π 1371 π 302 π¬ 60 π 36'Tylenol' is known in the civilised world as Paracetamol
2.4 million children born in Sweden between 1995 and 2019. Studied 186,000 children whose mothers were treated with paracetamol during pregnancy.
news.ki.se/no-link-betw...
Academia.edu is changing its Terms and Conditions, and they're so outrageous (AI training; signing over ownership to them etc) I closed my account today.
A thread with some practical tips if you want to delete your account (5 steps):
In her recommendation, Bagdasarian stated, "Any person over the age of six months without contraindication who has not received a dose of a Food and Drug Administration (FDA)-approved or-authorized 2025-2026 COVID-19 vaccine may be considered to have an underlying condition that puts them at high risk for severe outcomes from COVID-19 and is thus eligible to receive an age-appropriate dose."
I like this. Since under RFK Jr, Covid shots are now for people with underlying conditions that put them at risk, Michiganβs chief medical executive Dr. Natasha Bagdasarian states that not having the most recent Covid shot constitutes such an underlying condition.
www.michigan.gov/mdhhs/inside...
Proposal for how to fix family wise error rates.
For every uncorrected p value you must add an extra letter to the claim.
βEating chocolate maaaaaaaaay be associated with lower rates of strokeβ
It's weird: I am an immigrant, but I have never once been stopped and subject to questioning about my legal status inside the United States. Nor do I expect to be. Nor does Justice Kavanaugh. Wonder why that is.
08.09.2025 16:16 β π 1495 π 278 π¬ 44 π 20BREAKING: Social Security Administration chief data officer and whistle-blower Charles Borges has resigned after bombshell report that SSA put highly-sensitive data at risk. He sent out an email to colleagues moments ago.
Here is the text of his email shared with me:
The average American simply has no idea how quickly the infrastructure that keeps us safe and healthy is collapsing. These systems run in the background thanks to government employees who quietly do critical work. Those employees are being purged and systems are being destroyed.
29.08.2025 19:02 β π 2969 π 1171 π¬ 12 π 29bsky.app/profile/kara...
29.08.2025 14:50 β π 0 π 1 π¬ 0 π 0Here is the article:
www.cbc.ca/news/world/t...
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Tag team working great here. Good to see a smart journalist framing the question just right
27.08.2025 16:19 β π 35 π 6 π¬ 0 π 0Had a great time at @fossilconference.bsky.social! It's good to check in occasionally to see what the psychologists are up to. Nice to see some good (and fun!) evolutionary social science being done, and to meet some new folks.
Here I am at the very end of #FOSSIL2025, getting ready to drive home.
Itβs been described to me as βwrite something, so you have something to changeβ
17.08.2025 13:18 β π 475 π 32 π¬ 20 π 4An outstanding metaphor
14.08.2025 12:19 β π 46 π 12 π¬ 1 π 0βIn Finland, the number of homeless people has fallen sharply. Those affected receive a small apartment & counselling with no preconditions. 4 out of 5 people affected make their way back into a stable life. And all this is CHEAPER than accepting homelessness.β
It costs a lot less to house people.
Just going to reiterate that in 2016 Trump inherited the lowest murder rate of any president in 50 years. He set reality aside, gave his βAmerican Carnageβ inaugural address, and was then the first president in 30 years to leave office with a higher murder rate than when he started.
12.08.2025 00:16 β π 4295 π 1299 π¬ 49 π 24#FOSSIL2025 starts in ONE WEEK!! Want to see the list of talks and presentations? The official program with abstracts is live! Go look through itβ and then come join us! We canβt wait to see you!
Final program, registration, and hotel information is at fossilconference.mystrikingly.com