My body does this thing where if I eat a wonderful snack before bed, it simulates the effect of dying.
09.11.2025 03:22 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0@programmedbeasts.bsky.social
Program/Cass (He/They) β’ Adult (20+) β’ π³οΈββ§οΈ AroAce β’ Plural β’ Robot lover β’ Furry β’ Artist β’ Anti Gen AI β’ CW: Bugs / reptiles
My body does this thing where if I eat a wonderful snack before bed, it simulates the effect of dying.
09.11.2025 03:22 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0A black and white cat sitting calmly with a serene expression, looking wise and peaceful
The strongest has reached enlightenmentβ¦
02.11.2025 13:30 β π 6260 π 876 π¬ 38 π 6I don't get the chance to talk about this song enough
youtu.be/US4rsFI7HCM
It genuinely sounds like the end of the world. A mental breakdown. Just the end. But also oddly hopeful.
It's one of those things I feel everyone should experience at least once.
everyone needs to grow the fuck up and start playing pretend with toys
07.11.2025 01:41 β π 8795 π 3026 π¬ 134 π 83I feel you so bad π« much love from another fictive! -π
08.11.2025 01:01 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Umbreon doodle
06.11.2025 21:21 β π 135 π 46 π¬ 5 π 0This fucking time change has suplexed my ass. Can I please get some good sleep now? PleaaAAAAASE
07.11.2025 02:46 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0'Tis the season for severe depression and feelings of hopelessness! I don't have enough money to go to the psych ward so I can't say anything else legally.
06.11.2025 04:33 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 2 π 0Drawing of a puppy with the caption; "I wasn't socialized enough as a puppy" drawn by basil_mage (me)
Me(actually)
05.11.2025 11:32 β π 3108 π 908 π¬ 19 π 13Happy therian day to all my therian followers!
06.11.2025 03:48 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0I don't WANT AI assistance.
I WANT to watch the fall of capitalism, transform into an animal, and run far off into the woods to live and die.
This Garurumon is the most Twentiest ever. Twentiest gigs-
02.11.2025 13:22 β π 8509 π 2120 π¬ 48 π 15A German shepherd puppy chewing on an orange toy next to a large blue ball
He is a goof
02.11.2025 23:48 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0incredible new reaction image from my med term final just dropped
06.12.2024 02:00 β π 841 π 351 π¬ 12 π 3A black and white cat taken with a 0.5 wide-angle lens.
A black and white cat taken with a 0.5 wide-angle lens.
Are you actually Uni�
30.10.2025 13:41 β π 2523 π 438 π¬ 30 π 4βTwo iconic features of southwestern USA geology are linked by our hypothesis that the β¦ Meteor Crater impact in northern Arizona triggered cliff collapse in Grand Canyon 56,000 years agoβ¦β π§ͺπβοΈ
eos.org/articles/an-...
A close up photos of a juvenile Western terrestrial garter snake laying on a busy forest floor
Up close with a juvenile western terrestrial garter snake
#herps #reptiles #snakes
I will never understand what society wants to gain from gender roles. Like what the actual fuck are the people upholding them accomplishing. "You're a ___ so you have to do ___ and the other gender doesn't."
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PSA: Before this "dislike" thing gets out of hand, because I've seen some very big accounts misinforming people, here's what it actually is.
It's a private option that lets you see less of topics you're not interested in on certain feeds. That's it.
It's not a downvote, thumbs down, etc.
I'm just wondering how the elephant was able to get into the room in the first place.
01.11.2025 19:34 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0My 11-year-old sitting with her pile of Halloween candy, sorting it into a bar graph
We have progressed from data collection to data analysis.
01.11.2025 00:31 β π 34994 π 4171 π¬ 1001 π 368This body is mine but I Am Not My Body
This body is mineβ¦
17.10.2025 16:53 β π 2847 π 972 π¬ 13 π 12DON'T WORRY, I'M ALWAYS READY FOR THE WORST. I'VE GOT A TECHNIQUE! ΠΠ? WHAT'S YOUR TRICK? I DWELL ON WORST CASE SCENARIOS IN MY HEAD ALL THE TIME, SO I'M READY FOR THEM IF THEY HAPPEN. IT DULLS YOU TO IT. FUNNY HOW BY DOING THAT, YOU'RE ALSO PROMISING THAT WORST CASE SCENARIO ALWAYS HAPPENS, EVEN IF JUST MENTALLY AND EMOTIONALLY. β¦
Iβm a self-fulfilling prophet.
24.10.2025 18:22 β π 691 π 224 π¬ 8 π 7THE WORLD IS CHANGING.. ..AND SO AM I. BUT IT'S CHANGING FASTER... AS I'M LEFT BEHIND.
I was built for a world that no longer exists.
30.10.2025 19:35 β π 274 π 62 π¬ 2 π 4A very close photo of a German shepherd puppy directly in the camera.
Do u have games on ur phone?
29.10.2025 23:57 β π 3 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Atlas is baffled by the TV... He absolutely loves watching the weather channel. I think he's under the impression that it's a window?
29.10.2025 14:32 β π 4 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0A pile of Maryland edition zines of How to Report Ice to Help Keep Your Neighbors Safe.
If you come to my house on Halloween, kids will get candy and adults will get a candy with a free zine illustrated by @meganpiont.bsky.social
28.10.2025 22:54 β π 1121 π 310 π¬ 17 π 25The original Far Side Cow Tools Cartoon by Gary Larson. A cow stands on its hind legs behind a table, staring blankly at the viewer from behind its heavy brow ridge. On the table are four crudely made tools: a lump, a lump with an offset crooked handle, a long stick with hooked prongs at the end, and a crude handsaw with irregular teeth. In the background a barn sits on a hill. Caption reads, "Cow tools."
43 years ago today, readers the world over opened their newspapers and gazed upon cow tools for the first time. happy birthday cow tools. you look great.
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