Thomas Heaney

I support wholeheartedly the building of a giant space catapult for launching Elon Musk towards the moon.

Image of Abe Lincoln as Captain Picard Oh Captain, my Captain

Happy birthday to my avatar's namesake!

These future SNL sketches just write themselves.

Pretty sure that's Putin's and Trump's goals.

They tagline should be written in past-tense now.

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These buttons do nothing, don't they?

Exactly as the patriots of 1775 did. God bless them.

*a pair of lanterns have appeared in the Old North Church chat*

‘One officer told me that I "had no chance of returning to Minnesota" and that "the best thing for (me] is self-deportation." …
She offered me $2600 to self-deport.
I refused.
I wanted to talk to my attorney.
They didn't tell me the judge had already ordered my release and return to Minnesota.’

Motherfucker, motherfucker, motherfucker

👇👇👇👇

Texas A&M Closes Women's and Gender Studies Programs The university has also canceled six classes and asked faculty to remove some course context. One free speech expert said Texas A&M is "staking out turf as the epicenter of higher education censorship nationwide.”

Texas is reimplementing the antebellum laws prohibiting the education of slaves.

Yes, please.

I made this 9 years ago, but it still applies.

This is a scheduled pogrom

ICE is not broken. It's agents murdering people, taking trophies of victims, using illegal tactics, breaking laws, spreading terror, and leaving death cards are not isolated events, outliers, or accidents. ICE is operating exactly as intended.

CNN: Florida Rep. Maxwell Frost assaulted at Sundance Film Festival event, police say By Aleena Fayaz Updated Jan 24, 2026

NBC News: Man lunges at Ilhan Omar during town hall and tries to spray her with unknown substance January 27, 2026

Two Democratic members of Congress attacked in three days. Maxwell Frost was assaulted on Saturday, Ilan Omar tonight.

Of course the film and it's lack of profitability is irrelevant to the actual aims of the film's makers which was to launder millions of dollars to the Trump family and ingratiate themselves to Trump.

"A Prince, whose character is thus marked by every act which may define a Tyrant, is unfit to be the ruler of a free people."

Ernst Rohm, 1934 Head of Hitler's Stormtroopers

Ernst Rohm, 2026 (colorized) Head of Trump's Stormtroopers

Night of the Dull Knives, 2026

(Headline from @talkingpointsmemo.com)

*confused dog head tilt.gif*

An image of Paul Revere's poster commemorating the 1770 Boston Massacre but with the masked and helmeted ICE agents replacing the Royal Army soldiers.

The people of Boston didn't comply either.

Holy shit.

ICE thugs beating and shooting a man on the ground.

Slave patrol murdering a suspected fugitive, circa 1855. (Colorized)

1600 Pennsylvania Ave

*familyguyvomit.gif*

Trump's pursuit of Greenland has nothing to do with "national security." Denmark will give us more bases & allow us to station more troops, just about anything short of giving away their land

Comrade Trump - Regardless of why, he's acting like a Russian asset would foreignpolicy.com/2025/03/10/t...

Google Maps Questions be like:

Can you rent solid-fuel rocket sleds here?
Does this submarine have handicapped parking?
Is this hydroelectric power station good for kids parties?
Does this Taco Bell serve tacos?
Does this vacant lot accept credit cards?

China watches with delight about its opportunities.