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I make music and comics for my own amusement. A jimbo, not a himbo. He/him Chicago number one in da world, baby! https://jimbotron.bandcamp.com

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please tell me that ghazi guy is on here, things could get ridiculous

10.12.2025 04:52 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

holy shit he went pawg patrol?

10.12.2025 04:49 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

He used to be able to post. Some artists need to work within limitations. Without that character limit heโ€™s just makin a mess

10.12.2025 04:12 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

dunno but I think itโ€™s gonna happen sooner than later

10.12.2025 04:03 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 8    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Dude is straight up melting like Wilbur Cobb

10.12.2025 03:14 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 5    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

what if he is just preparing to inflate his neck sack to display dominance like a bullfrog

10.12.2025 03:03 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 12    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
4 cheetahs crossing a river

4 cheetahs crossing a river

Well well well if it isnโ€™t the Spiderland Meowthbreathers

10.12.2025 02:51 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Would be pretty funny if the dems pick up seats in Texas after the new gerrymander next year

10.12.2025 02:43 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 13    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

This is also HB 1312. Perfect number for the bill

06.11.2025 07:42 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 15    ๐Ÿ” 5    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Feet Is Murder

10.12.2025 00:57 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 10    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
The always sunny cast in a pool with a ceiling above, at the top thereโ€™s a sticker that says slint spiderland as one might find on the vinyl. Thereโ€™s five here but sweet Dee is a lady so thereโ€™s only 4 guys so it still works

The always sunny cast in a pool with a ceiling above, at the top thereโ€™s a sticker that says slint spiderland as one might find on the vinyl. Thereโ€™s five here but sweet Dee is a lady so thereโ€™s only 4 guys so it still works

Well well well if it isnt the Spiderland Mouthbreathers

10.12.2025 00:06 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 6    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

If you look closely they have three cloacae on their bellies so they reproduce like hermaphroditic worms. the third cloaca is just for fun

10.12.2025 00:03 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Fugazi red medicine album cover

Fugazi red medicine album cover

Red medicine album cover zoomed in and flipped upside down to reveal ian, Brendan, Joe, and guy in some water onto their heads

Red medicine album cover zoomed in and flipped upside down to reveal ian, Brendan, Joe, and guy in some water onto their heads

Computer, enhance

Well well well if it isnt the Spiderland Mouthbreathers

09.12.2025 23:57 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 8    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Milhouse (with bleached hair), Kearney, Jimbo, and Martin in the Simpsons pool with their eyes burning from bleach and the slint logo is above

Milhouse (with bleached hair), Kearney, Jimbo, and Martin in the Simpsons pool with their eyes burning from bleach and the slint logo is above

Well well well if it isnt the Spiderland Mouthbreathers

09.12.2025 23:54 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 6    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

can he confirm heโ€™s a nice guy and he likes him a lot?

09.12.2025 23:48 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

FREAKIN SWEET

09.12.2025 23:47 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

He calls germans squareheads due to their unmistakable teutonic cranial shape

09.12.2025 23:46 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

if she wants to see them hogs so bad sheโ€™s gonna have to do some work

09.12.2025 23:36 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 6    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

susan doesnโ€™t study gingerbread biology. gingerbread menโ€™s penises are only visible when they are aroused, similar to those of cats

09.12.2025 23:34 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 6    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
A felted mouse wearing a peaked hat carrying a bunch of red berries captioned 

I am plagued by concepts

A felted mouse wearing a peaked hat carrying a bunch of red berries captioned I am plagued by concepts

๐Ÿฑ

09.12.2025 01:21 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 871    ๐Ÿ” 229    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 4    ๐Ÿ“Œ 9
Record cover of some guys in water probably from the mid to late 60s based on their beatle haircuts and slint is taped over the title

Record cover of some guys in water probably from the mid to late 60s based on their beatle haircuts and slint is taped over the title

( me after seeing four guys in any body of water whatsoever) Well well well if it isnt the Spiderland Mouthbreathers

09.12.2025 22:56 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 21    ๐Ÿ” 2    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 3    ๐Ÿ“Œ 2

Itโ€™s funny how Freud thought everything was a dick and really wanted to fuck his mom and was like โ€œobviously everyone else is a huge fucking pervert like me, this is all completely normalโ€

09.12.2025 21:28 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
A picture of Quentin Tarantino and above it says morrissey in almost the font from viva hate

A picture of Quentin Tarantino and above it says morrissey in almost the font from viva hate

12.11.2025 04:44 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 154    ๐Ÿ” 26    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 7    ๐Ÿ“Œ 7

Iโ€™m more of a โ€œyeah dudeโ€ but if the pay is good,,

09.12.2025 20:44 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Does this to @vadiant.bsky.social

05.12.2025 23:06 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 913    ๐Ÿ” 300    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 19    ๐Ÿ“Œ 43

No. Those were privately owned companies who worked with hitler because it made them a lot of money and they also enjoyed killing communists and jews and roma

09.12.2025 20:25 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 11    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

The owners of those businesses were all nazis, so yes

09.12.2025 20:20 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 8    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

It would be funny if the board of McDonaldโ€™s decided to avenge the Glencoe massacre by attacking the board of Campbellโ€™s Soup

11.01.2024 16:27 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 5    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

lol gottem

09.12.2025 20:05 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Ebeneeze/zir

09.12.2025 19:58 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 6    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

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