I eat video games

You know, with Tales of Xillia coming out this week, I'm gonna be nice and warn y'all to not bother reading the side content. Nothing good will come out of it, and I guarantee you that you'll be left with *way* more questions than you'd have if you just skipped it.

Between Shenza and the Aenc Thon outfit, I'm tempted to say that Dawntrail is the best FFXIV expansion.

But Stormblood gave us Hancock, and thus shall stay the best expansion.

shadowbringers was so bad all I remember is Jeryk and Magnus and his dead wife

Anyway, I think Namco needs to stop playing around and finally give us Tales fans what we really want: a Rowen dating sim. We've been waiting for over a decade, and I think it's a billion dollar idea that would help the company flourish.

I sleep well knowing that Hermes, Venat, the Namazu, and Fandaniel all got Magic cards and Hythlodaeus didn't get one.

Charizard is the PSL of Pokemon

Whenever I think of Phil Collins I think of that one time I was watching a bard concert in FFXIV and someone named Phil Collins got up on stage and said, "In The Aery Tonight."

We need Tales of Xillia 3, except you play as Ivar and your party members are cats.

I'd play it.

Anyway I was looking through my old Tales of Xillia cards. I miss this era.

Next expansion should have the WoL hire Martyn to help fight because Martyn is broke again. Expansion would be amazing, 10/10.

I unsubbed from FFXIV a while ago and I think I'm gonna stay unsubbed until they kill off a Scion (which means I'm never subbing again). I don't even care who it is I'm so tired of the Scions.

The saddest thing about the state of Pokemon card collecting is that it was easier to get cards back when they were first released than it is now.

It's been too long since I said it:

Tamatoa did nothing wrong

a man wearing glasses and a white wig with fx on the bottom ALT: a man wearing glasses and a white wig with fx on the bottom

If there's ever another FFXIV hairstyle contest, I swear to you all I will submit a hairstyle based on Ongo Gablogian.

An adorable raccoon.

Namco could revitalize the Tales series simply by releasing a Rowen dakimakura

An adorable raccoon.

this is thancred

Pogs need to make a comeback

I hope we get a new Tales announcement soon.

SONIC 3

An adorable raccoon.

keychain :)

Anyway I'm still lurking around here. I'm just mentally exhausted from work and dealing with customers.

Pizza Possum on Steam Live your ultimate possum dreams in a snackable, chaotic arcade game focused on eating as much food as you can in single-player or local co-op - without getting caught.

store.steampowered.com/app/1951230/...

Is this the greatest game ever made?

An adorable raccoon.

An adorable raccoon.

I hope aliens are real and they land so I can show them Baby Merchant

I hope Dawn of the New World gets ported to PC. Game wasn't perfect but I liked it.

Music was so good too!