Chuya

What pisses you off the most on a daily basis? I’ll go first, teslas. Every single day they prove to me that only morons buy them

Jenna Ortega being zacatecana makes sense, that’s why she so cool

Team Charli, again and again

Just now realizing I’m going to hear bad bunny rehearsal during my lunch breaks…

Were turn signals outlawed or why everyone forget how to use one?

Hulu has removed the “cancel subscription” link for their help page and I can literally not find it anywhere on my account… I don’t recall signing up for life

Free speech is officially gone in this country

Jamie Lee Curtis, you’re dumb af

That’s what I get for dressed like a high school girl most days. One nice shoe and it’s over

I wore cute flats at work, the bottom came off one of them. Went to target and only acceptable shoe was a heel. People are going to ask me “who do I have an interview with?” the rest of the day

I just bombed an interview but at least I looked cute on the zoom camera

I love raccoons, they’re so cute

So Hunter Biden could be one of friends. His interview is a like a casual conversation I have with my friends lol

I just saw a turkey being chased through traffic by some guy

I feel like Jason Kelce would actually be friends with the ASIP characters

The NY mayoral race is what all future elections will look like in the next few years, time to fight for the people

I feel like half of these “Ice” agents are just random white racists who went to the surplus store and decided to pick up brown people

Fuck Uber, Lyft all day

You know some dogs are food aggressive, even toy aggressive. Well my dog is used sock and underwear aggressive

Pedro and I share common big 3’s. No wonder I love him

remember wind mills cause cancer too, are those being banned?

The bear coming back and I haven’t even finished last season

I’m living the who’s poop was on the bed episode from ASIP, except I’m at work and someone keeps shitting on the floor

We’re starting to see people wake up in red states, they are voting in left leaning candidates to mayors and state senates. He’s turning the US all blue

I think they chose an American cause they know we need Jesus and Satan is running our country

Gavin, please exit the US and make us our own country

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I hate when people send meeting invites with vague titles and no description…

So they’re arresting judges now, this is fucking insane

There should be a prequel of Sinners, I want to see the twins in Chicago and WWI

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Just watching Martin Short walk into a room makes me bust out laughing. I love him