DiabloJodi 🔪🎃 @diablojodi

No I will not be Speaker of the House.... not even if they named it Jodi's House and instated Mid-Morning Happy Hour featuring fresh pastries & an oxygen bar.

18.10.2023 02:06 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

France would have rioted when dollar tree added that $0.25, they would have burned their country to the ground

18.10.2023 01:53 — 👍 80 🔁 17 💬 5 📌 2

Still not gonna pay for it.

18.10.2023 02:01 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

18.10.2023 01:41 — 👍 33 🔁 8 💬 4 📌 1

I mean, REALLY... 🙄

18.10.2023 01:56 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Give him a chocolate fudge recipe! 😋

15.10.2023 02:06 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Omg my soul would have just floated up out of my body. 🤩

15.10.2023 02:05 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

All I'm saying is that MAYBE Commander isn't the problem.

Maybe the Secret Service agents are dicks?

15.10.2023 02:03 — 👍 3 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0

I don't think my mental health can take whatever 2024 has in store

14.10.2023 22:39 — 👍 89 🔁 26 💬 9 📌 1

The one true queen and her loyal servant
#Ladybird

14.10.2023 23:41 — 👍 7 🔁 1 💬 1 📌 0

Love this! 🤗🥰

15.10.2023 01:58 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Search your camera roll for art...

15.10.2023 01:58 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 1

Fascinating! 😯

15.10.2023 01:47 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Your arsehole opinion vs my arsehole opinion matters not a jot on the internet.
But how we treat each other online has a definite effect on all of us.
I don't give a shit how holy you think your crusade is, if people aren't openly interested in it, leave them the fuck alone.

14.10.2023 20:49 — 👍 37 🔁 16 💬 1 📌 0

They are called Potato Cakes. Not sure if they still make them or not?

14.10.2023 21:06 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

A white fluffy dog that might have a little demon, smiling

Them: Try to look approachable
Me:

04.10.2023 00:11 — 👍 468 🔁 116 💬 14 📌 2

Do..does that fly NOT have a midsection?? 🙃

14.10.2023 21:03 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

I'm as sassy as a Fresca.

14.10.2023 04:41 — 👍 8 🔁 4 💬 0 📌 0

Dwarf hamster, in someone's hand, wrapped in woollen material so only its face looks out

"Come with me. I'll show you the secrets of the ancients"

13.10.2023 07:26 — 👍 241 🔁 58 💬 7 📌 1

Ooo lmk if you do!!

11.10.2023 03:02 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Prehistoric meme. You know the parents thought this was hilarious. 😂

10.10.2023 07:18 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

"Shrinkage." 🤏 He may have a spinal condition that is causing the loss of height + middle-aged spread. 🤔

10.10.2023 07:16 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I'd try to put more effort into my content, but that would mean I'd have to actually *do* something and I have an aversion to that. 🤷

10.10.2023 07:08 — 👍 2 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0

Coffee prepared me to be an adult. I started drinking it in 5th grade & did for 2yrs before my parents caught on. By then they DGAF. 😂😂🤦‍♀️

10.10.2023 07:03 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

This is My Posting Uniform

10.10.2023 07:00 — 👍 3 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0

Was this before or after the limit was lifted? 🤔

10.10.2023 06:47 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I cannot accept these accounts as anything but sh*tposting, parody & satire.

10.10.2023 06:44 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I ain't tryna fight with nobody. I'm just protecting my peace. My quiet. My soul. 🪼

09.10.2023 01:20 — 👍 2 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0

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