Ed Mortimer

That's TOMORROW'S to-do list.

"Sorry not sorry, yeah?"

Er, it's not actually journalism at all, surely?

But what actually happened? I'm intrigued.

Getting shorter all the time then.

Oh no, Bud Cort...
Sad. I loved Harold And Maude.

Reminds me of when my then teenaged half-sister started saying 'I can't be asked' in a Kevin manner when she couldn't be bothered doing something.

If milk has to come from an animal, what about coconut milk? Eh? Come on!

And a very entertaining book it is too. (That's MY review.)

This song goes off? Like a rancid sausage left too long in the sun?
That's not a banger.

Loving Small Prophets. Magical television, in every sense.

I certainly wouldn't be buying a property from Nick
#TraitorsIreland

Maybe we could all contribute a song or two a day.

Don't know of any songs about community sentences, electronic monitoring or out of court resolutions but somebody must have been daft enough...

You and wee Georgie should be perfectly placed to produce a criminology-in-popular-music playlist...
Police and thieves
I fought the law
Parchman farm
bankrobber
Folsom prison...
...and anything from Murder Ballads, obviously.

How else is one supposed to interpret 'banger'?

Yeah but look how cool it makes you seem... no, really, it does.

Oh get you, mr polyglot!

How a TfL rent rise killed off Brixton tube's beloved newsagent's Plus: UCKG gets rapped by regulators, Shoreditch planning chaos and London's first South Indian restaurant

"Few, if any, newsagents in south London hold the same variety of publications as Pritsesh, who stocks everything from highbrow literary criticism to underground fashion magazines."

This is so depressing and pointless.

www.the-londoner.co.uk/how-a-tfl-re...

📣 New British Social Attitudes findings published today

Public support for higher taxes and increased public spending has fallen sharply since 2022, while political divisions over the role of the state have widened to levels not previously seen.

Read the full report:
natcen.ac.uk/publications...

Come on, UK, it's not 'Can I get...?', it's 'Please may I have...?'

#standards

This is the hill that I choose to die on. Along with a few other pedantic hillocks too numerous to mention.

Why are the Olympics dropping the parallel guant slalom? Genuinely exciting. Oh, that's why...

Weird how these posts never include "I support national legislation to limit gerrymandering"

Wait til you get to part 4 with #PhilipBloomfield, later of #TheKrays

Weird. I don't have children and 90% of my life is meal.prep and laundry.

Earth, Hackney
The absolutely most uncomfortable 'seated'venue on the planet.
Atmospheric venue which i will try to appreciate.
Fortunately I am not the complaining type.

What's Tidal? You down wiv ver kidz

I am not aware

Well that's quite the recommendation.