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I'm so sorry Tabby T_T I hope you start feeling better very soon.

Homer Simpson tells Bart to push down Marge because she's in his way: "Push her down, son."

photo of a bee covered all-over with bright orange pollen.

this is the most pollen ive ever seen on a single bug, shes having the time of her life

Ernest Goes Insane

"we cannot express our regrets profoundly enough, but it is our hope that you will use these two free passes to return to jurassic park"

shoutout to what might be a contender of one of the goat miiverse posts ever

Roll that demoralizing bean footage

Spider-Man on the Genesis has the best continue screen I've ever seen in a video game.

Wikipedia talk page with the text “NOBODY WILL EVER COME TO THIS PAGE WANTING INFORMATION ABOUT CRUCIFIXION IN ANIME. Only reason it's here is that the population of wiki editors here has a disproportionate number of weirdos on it compared to your target population (i.e normal people) so please stop writing for freaks and start writing for normal people thanks. Goddam”

For years I’ve been unsure whether the Wikipedia page on crucifixion having a section called “Crucifixion in Anime” was real or a weird dream. I just remembered I can look up the edits and there’s a whole argument about it

disagree strongly with Michael on this. instead of building safety mechanisms into cars we should be giving pedestrians publicly funded lessons in watching out

“Do we like Damien? We like Damien, don’t we? It’s all for him, we do it all for him. We just want him to look at us. We treat him well, sometimes he’s not very nice to us, but it is for him, it’s really all for Damien.”

Normal emulators: put the bios in the bios folder and the roms in the roms folder. Click here to map your buttons. Then launch the game. Retroarch goblin under the bridge: IF EMULATION YOU WOULD LIKE TO SEE, FIRST YOU MUST ANSWER MY RIDDLES THREE

this bsky tweet is lost media now but it's true and important

A SKULL WITH 2 SKELTONS WHO HAVE COMPUTER MONITERS FOR HEADS : "SO WHAT IF EVERYTHINGS FUCKED NOW , AT LEAST WE GOT TO USE THE COMPUTER , WHILE IT STILL HAD FLASH GAME'S " - MOURN NOT DA YEAR'S WHEN DA COMPUTER WAS NOT FUN , ONLY CELEBRATE DA YEAR'S WHEN YOU HAD FUN ON THE COMPUTER "5 OF CUPS ENERGEY " - DASHARE.ZONE ADMIN

HELL YEA - dashare.zone ADMIN

Oh, just one more thing, then I'll be out of your hair.... henshin

It’s a good thing Congress isn’t alive to see this

amtrak’s marketing team gets it

those of us who were born in 1982 grew up in a unique time and have had some really interesting life experiences, but what really makes me laugh is when people born before or after 1982 claim that they’ve also had life experiences. get serious. no you haven’t

mobile screenshot from youtube video of gameplay from the water temple in The Legend of Zelda: The Ocarina of Time with the replies pulled up in a thread reading @themrdangles16 9y ago i hate the water temple... too confusing :( @keithhalsell 4 days ago its been 9 years, i hope you are doing great in life now @themrdangles16 2 days ago it couldn't be going worse keith

wife: how was guarding the two paths today, honey?

guard: [looking away] fine

wife: did something happen?

guard: [tearing up] no

wife: would the other guard tell me something happened?

Parody of the Mega Man X4 boss intros. ILLITERATE AARDVARK is written in bold blue letters against a grey gradient background. Between the two words, grey text reads "the sign couldn't stop her because she can't read". Where there would normally be the boss's sprite, there's an image of DW from the TV show Arthur.

photo of the head and tail of a quarter captioned Remember these: (heads) man coin (tails) bird coin THEY ARE THE SAME COIN THEY JUST PUT THEM ON THE OTHER SIDE WHY WOULD THEY DO THAT WE ARE LIVING IN HELL

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Two people riding bikes in Amsterdam. One says “if anyone proposed this in my town I’d kill them”

Cartoon with caption by my buddy @jackhauen.bsky.social

I do not like when the nerds who post graphs on here are all going "oof" and "jesus christ" at the same time

getting the feeling we made a mistake installing a philosopher-king. he locks himself in his tower and only comes out to say shit like, “I cannot disprove the idea that I am but a brain in a jar?” wow holy shit man, that’s crazy. did you have any ideas about the fucking grain shortage

This is the stupidest I think it has ever felt to just be going to work every day

the cast of chrono trigger making peace signs

HAPPY 30TH CHRONO TRIGGER

A REPEAR IN CYBER SPACE UNDER A SETTING SUN, AND DA TEXT SAY'S "THE MEDIAS GENTLE CRITICISM OF THE RULING CLASS IS MORE INSULTING THAN IF THEY SAID NOTHING AT ALL, AND FOR SOME REASON I CANT EAT ONIONS ANY MORE, ONE DAY THEY STARTED RIPPEN MY GUTS UP AN D THE DAMB DOCTOR SAID JUST QUIT EATEN EM, THATS NOT A SOLUTOION!!!! ITS NOT A SOLUTION MOTHER FUCKER" - AND IM RIGHT, FOR AS MUCH AS WE WANT HEALTH CARE AND AS MUCH AS IT COSTS AND AS MUCH AS WE HAVE TO STRUGGLE TO PUT THREE SUGGESTIONS INTO THE HEALTH INSURANCE SUGGESTION BOX ON WEST 54TH STREET YOU CAN STILL GO TO THE DAMB DOCTORS OFFICE AND AFTER THEY TELL YOU YOUR FAT, THEY REFUSE TO HELP YOU WITH YOUR BODY OR YOUR PROBLEM'S, DOCTERS ARE LIKE LANDLORD'S, START COMPLAINING ABOUT THEM AND SOMEONE WILL PIPE UP TO SAY THEY HAD 1 GOOD DOCTOR ONCE, THANK'S FOR DA STORY BUT MEDICAL CARE SHOULDENT HAVE THE SAME ODD'S AS POWERBALL - DASHARE.ZONE ADMIN

SO WHAT DA FUCK - dashare.zone ADMIN

I have given birth to a lovely baby boy named Pleistoanax Deckard. I will not be revealing the father at this time.

A SKELTAN REAPPER WHOSE COMMING TO TERMS WITH THERE OWN SUBJECTIVE BIASES AND PREFRENCES , IT IS NOT IMPORTANT TO IMPRESS ANY ONE WITH A DISPLAY OF YOUR SELF IT IS ONLEY IMPORTANT TO UNDERSTAND YOUR SELF AND SERVE YOURSELF, IF NOT THE CURRENT BURND OUT HUSK OF A HUMMAN BEING, THEN YOUR PAST SELF, GLOWING WITH POSSIBILITY, AND YOUR FUTURE SELF SATISFYED WITH A LIFE WELL LIVED, AND SO WHAT IF YOUR FAVORITE THING TO EAT IS CHIP'S ,FUCK IT, THERE GOOD, AND THERE ADDICTIVE BECUASE THE COMPANYS MAKE THEM TO BE ADDICTIVE ON PURPOSE SO WE BUY MORE, BUT AT THE END OF THE DAY WE LIKE EM, AND NO ONE WINS IF YOU FORGO WHAT YOU NEED JUST TO OPRESS YOUR SELF - DA TEST SAYS "I DONT HAVE GOOD TASTE I WILL NEVER HAVE GOOD TASTE I LOVE CHICKEN NUGGETS I WILL NEVER TURN MY AD BLOCKER OFF I LIKE BEER THAT TASTES LIKE THE SMELL OF BEER FROM CHILDHOOD I WANT TO RESTART MY LIFE FROM AGE 5 KNOWING WHAT I KNOW NOW BUT ALL EMBARASSING MEMORYS ERASED, WITH MORE FRIENDS AND ALOT MORE MONEY " - DASHARE.ZONE ADMIN

I DONT HAVE GOOD TASTE - dashare.zone ADMIN