Nick Schirillo

Beat arena. Probably the only time I'll do this because dear god you need to play so many games to hit mythic in draft and I'm not good enough to go infinite outside of cube subsidies.

Because the internet I feel the need to point out that my specific coworkers don't seem to hate anyone including theater kids and going to the gym often isn't a bad thing, just not something I think a lot of people would immediately associate with software dev.

Don't think it got redirected the demographics changed. I work at Google. Most of the people I work with, especially the younger folks aren't particularly nerdy, they just figured out that coding=$$$. The entire cohort of 23 year olds goes to the gym together multiple times per week.

Oh huh that's convinient

I won my draft but that means I don't get to cast Iroh anymore :(

Just learned that the mayor of NYC makes ~250k/year and idk I feel like businesses would have less control over our government if being mayor of the 11th city in the world paid better than senior software engineer (fully remote).

Yesterday my toddler put a leaf into his mouth and then cried because it tasted bad. We're planning on moving to Arizona to prevent these situations going forward.

Today I explained to Tori that when financial planners talk about target values for retirement they mean a wad of millions of dollars where you can comfortably live off the interest and then die with those millions of dollars still in the bank and I think I broke her brain.

Alma is the feminine conjugation of the Latin word almis meaning nourishing or kind. That's some high tier pope shit.

Can I put $10 down on Alma? She sounds like she's got the juice.

It's difficult to teach Teddy to be gentle with Benji when Benji's favorite activity is being thrown off the couch by Teddy.

I have been trying to preach the gospel that is pokemon snap but Teddy really likes catching the guys :/

Been playing Pokemon Lets Go with Teddy and this game is just constantly in the way of the fun. Can't catch pokemon because that requires motion controls, can't read the cutscenes, can't navigate the menus. Obviously I'm helping him out but how does a pokemon game for small children not exist?

Spending an hour trying to get two doctor's offices 3 miles apart to communicate while I watch someone from Japan livestream magic the gathering on twitch.

I tried to do that for Richmond but they're printing so much stuff now the homies just didn't have the cards.

I really like the spiderman reanimator deck and it almost certainly gets much better with the 4x MD gy hate tier 0 deck getting banned. But I don't want to buy cards for it when I don't trust those cards will still be legal by the time I can play an event.

I'll probably get suckered back into playing Richmond in March but this is how I feel about standard generally. You either play the expensive wrong cards that won't get banned or the expensive good cards that are definitely getting banned in 3 months.

Where are you on spending billions of dollars to create massive data centers with the end goal of making keys jingle more agressively than ever before?

Having watched my neighbor Totoro every day for the past week I'm pretty sure it's just the best kids movie.

You bet your ass I did

Important update: drafted RB reanimator next and lost the trophy match to jeskai

POV you trophied your last two cube drafts

Photo of NBC’s exit poll data (from my work laptop, lol) showing Mamdani splitting the straight vote equally with Cuomo, but taking the LGBTQ+ vote by more than 5:1. Even though the LGBTQ+ slice is only 14% of the population, they were a LANDSLIDE in his favor.

This needs more attention: Zohran SPLIT the straights with Cuomo. ALL of his margin was from LGBTQ+ voters. Every Dem who ever said “we should abandon the transes” needs this shoved down their fucking throat with a ramrod.

Believing in stuff is so fucking cool man

this is a reminder that we dont have to settle for newsom in 2028

I like it when good things happen

Icetill explorer is my favorite card in the cube not close to being close.

nobody appreciates when you post like "i enjoy this thing. look at this song or artist im enjoying" ngl especially compared to how fast you get engagement when you instead post "damn i fucking hate this song or artist"

Even in this apology she can't help but make digs at trans folks.

Gaeas cradle not being green is some nonsense