Julia McNair

Soooo much cursing.

Yes.

So yeah someone on the plane (not me) (because I follow the fucking rules) did that.

Hey you want to know why you put your phone in airplane mode? Because if a FUCKING AMBER ALERT happens WHILE YOU ARE LANDING it sounds LIKE A GOD DAMN EMERGENCY IS HAPPENING and then people on the airplane are fucking STRESSED until the fucking plane lands.

That is why.

I KNOW you are happy!!

I mean, I’m an Alabama fan so I know people love to see Alabama lose just because they are Alabama. I get it. But duke and Christian Laettner are a level of ugh for some of us that is unparalleled.

Waaaaaiiiiiit did Houston really come back and beat Duke????? Hahahahahhahahahahahahahhaha

On the one hand, do I care about who wins this game? Not really. On the other, fuck Duke, since the mid 80s at least.

I like how this morning we got juuuuust enough rain that the pollen formed into globs and looks like it’s waiting for revenge.

Girl dinner.

The year is 2025. My gps should have a “making a quick pitstop so please pause navigation” option.

Since Friday night I’ve been dealing with vertigo. I’m supposed to drive 6 hours today to attend a conference I very much want to attend. I’m feeling much better, but am I going to get half-way there and start to feel shitty again??? This is my conundrum.

Hmmm I have a terrible headache. I wonder why?
Oh wait, I think there are clues.

A ceramic typewriter-shaped vessel designed for plants but holding tissues instead. The tissue looks like a piece of paper.

Things seem pretty terrible so I’m sharing a picture of my typewriter planter I’ve turned into a tissue dispenser. Painted it at my shop. It gives me so much joy in these trying times (allergy season/all the other shit too).

Thank you! Uline is very icky and I don’t want to give them any more of my money

I don’t want to shop with Uline but I need the products we have always gotten from Uline. Does anyone know a company with better ethics that sells these packaging products?

She’s not wrong

This makes me so happy!!!

The food hall at the Pizitz is so sad. Can it be revived?

Exactly. Appointments are “this is a time that exists, you should come before then and we will see you when we see you. But don’t be late or we won’t and it will be your fault!”

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That was an absolute delight!

Wait wait wait I never knew this was an option

I’m headed to Albuquerque and Santa Fe for a few days. Where should I eat? What must I absolutely do? Give me all your recommendations.

He’s actually a dermatologist, but the adjectives still apply

Some people like true crime, but my comfort in a crisis (waves hands around to indicate “all this shit”) is to read about bad-ass women spies of World War Two. They could fuck some Nazi shit up. Currently reading The Sp Who Loved by Clare Mulley

Sunday is the one day I don’t set an alarm, but I do have a cat who likes to be fed. So I woke up twice this morning, and the second time wasn’t until almost 9. Glorious!

Doom scrolling is great right now because The Doom is always fresh. It used to be The Doom would get stale after a day or 2 but now the horrors are unending 😊