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I'm sorry, "THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER!"

How did he neglect to write "Thank you for your attention to this matter!" at the end?

Clooney just sat for separate interviews with Tapper and Cooper and now they are airing his play? Sorry, but that's waaaaaay too cozy.

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My foreign born, adopted, naturalized citizen son starts driving this week. His first steps out on his own. Along with a DL he’ll also now ALWAYS carry his US passport card. He needs to be immediately ready to prove his citizenship if pulled over. It’s the very sad reality of our state of affairs.

All that fumbling and bumbling. You almost think Pete makes him nervous or something.

Sorry. Everything gold in this administration is just spray painted polyurethane.

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If Fred Armisen and Kristin Wiig don’t show up on Update to play the Australian witness twins then I will formally charge Lorne and the SNL writers with malpractice.

I kind of missed watching the pathetic, boot-licking “Dear Leader” shtick at the cabinet meetings.

Hopefully that includes MAGA hats.

Noah Wyle gives his most powerful performance on The Pitt to date Noah Wyle gives his most powerful performance on The Pitt to date

And now for a non-political, sooth-saying post: Noah Wylie will win every award for his excruciating performance in this week's episode of "The Pitt", and Katherine LaNasa for the whole damn season.

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Trump Live Updates: Tariffs, Federal Layoffs and Greenland Backlash

This is worse than bush league. These morons are going to get us killed.

The latest anti-Department of Education MAGA jag is that Obama ordered American schools to stop teaching kids cursive so they can't read the original text of the Constitution or sign their own names.

More cursive! Less typing! MALDLA! Make America Loopy-Doop Their Letters Again!!

I thought Teslas and Cybertrucks have numerous on board security cameras all around the cars. So, why aren’t we seeing any video catching these so-called terrorist vandals in the act? Hmmmmmmm? 🤔

These so-called public servants will never have their eye on the ball. Their side-hustles or “foundations” mean more to them than helping you or this country ever will.

Sorry your 401k is in the shitter. But hey, buy a Teslur and help my poor billionaire friend. Love, President Krasnov.

Jesus Christ, he has turned the lawn of the White House into an actual car dealership.

Next up: Shooting down all planes flying at cruising altitude.

Sympathy-Level: Zero

A woman who sent her kids to private schools is about to demolish the Department of Education.

How many times are we gonna have to shut down chunks of U.S. airspace so chunks of SpaceX rockets don’t knock an airplane out of the sky?

But sure, we’ll get to Mars. Throw another $4-5 billion Elon’s way. He’s earned it.

#PresidentKrasnov

Trading Volume In This Nasdaq-Listed Firm Soared Before Don Jr. And Eric Trump Were Announced As Board Members—‘Suspicious,’ Experts Say Before the company announced the president’s sons as investors and advisory board members, trading volume in the Nasdaq-listed stock jumped.

Hinky see, hinky do. #ArtOfTheSteal

Make America Great Depression Again!

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My next band is going to be called “The Transgenic Mice”

Republicans advised to avoid in-person town halls after confrontations over layoffs go viral The chairman of the National Republican Congressional Committee advised Republicans in a closed-door meeting that there were other ways to reach constituents.

They can’t defend the President Kraznov’s agenda, so they hide.

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Just open all the valves in Southern Virginia. The beautiful water will flow to North and South Carolina. Problem solved.

Yep. If it weren’t for ‘Red Dawn’ my whole generation would have loved those commies.

@royalfamily.bsky.social Feel free to pull the plug on that second state visit. President Krasnov prefers borscht to bangers and mash.

Nandita Bose @nanditab1 Can confirm White House is letting in a reporter from Russian state news agency TASS to cover the bilat between Trump and Zelenskiy. Reuters and AP were excluded. x.com/andrewfeinberg... , Andrew Feinberg @@AndrewFeinberg•44m Among the hand-picked folks the White House is letting into the Oval Office with @realDonaldTrump and@ZelenskyyUa today is a correspondent from TASS, the Russian state news agency.

Russia, Russia, Russia.