the drunken boobswoman

After exactly 3289 Soft Resets, I've done it

My first SR Shiny Legendary Pokémon

I said I'd put down the hunt, but I did a few resets while watching soccer with my best friend and this happened

I can't believe he's finally mine

I'll have to think of a good nickname for him...hehehe

SAY HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO MY BEST FRIEND IN DA WHOLE WIDE WORLD @zefirohowls.bsky.social NOWWWWWW

yumeshipping is fun and i do it but i like to side eye people with weird f/os. What do you mean you're fixing ghetsis from pokemon by hoovering up his crusty semen. Seek aid

URETHRA!!

the drunken boobswoman

el gato

Bunga

here

No longer birthday

birthday

boat

bsky.app/profile/yeon...

I'M HERE TO MAKE AN ANNOUNCEMENT. OSHAWOTT IS A BITCH ASS MOTHERFUCKER

I HAVE GONE TO OVER A DOZEN OUTBREAKS AND I STILL HAVEN'T FOUND A SINGLE SHINY OSHAWOTT

FAKE ASS BITCH

hello oomf from my twitter i didnt see the porn and am not the oomf in question i hope it was good porn tho

The hows have branched out

@bullspear.bsky.social Don't like you

i only come on here to see what zefiro is saying

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(peter griffin voice) but since we're all gonna die, there's one more secret i feel i have to share with you.

i did not care for the sinnoh games.

it's still accurate

teaches you a new trick

YOURE OLDERRRRRR

Technically the truth. see you when im actually 24 probably #menopause

#lyingontheinternet

you know what I'm going to do something illegal because I don't touch this app like ever

meowing

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1000TH POST

WOE BE UPON YE

I SEND A PLAGUE OF LITTLE GUYS

GO MY ARMY OF SHUCKLES

TAKE OVER THE WORLD

LEAVE NOTHING BUT ASHES

DON'T FUCKLE WITH SHUCKLE