MsModernity

putting the xm in xmas

Sirius has switched over to Christmas music so that’s our cue

that looks delicious

All of the sudden fireworks started going off in my neighborhood, and that’s how I found out the Dodgers just won the World Series 😂

Pretty sure we got 0 trick-or-treaters tbh

haha thank you! my darling was inspired

Thank you 😊

Yes! Free hand painting but looking at photo references

ready for the trick-or-treaters

honestly I love this stupid wordplay and joke a minute humor. I think it’s supposed to sound like fuck’em all

using kylux to work out our relationship trauma

Time for the annual ritual of moving the shorts to the top shelf and checking if the winter pants still fit me 😭😭😭

why did my brain go ‘oh the Finalizer!’

It proves we’re still alive!

then think of a whole orange as a giant sweet kumquat

so nobody else thinks of that part at the bottom as the apple’s butthole?

to help you sweep the floor, yay!

Blushing like a school girl

oh I can eat it, I am bigger and stronger! I just have to curl up with a debilitating migraine after 😅

fool me once, shame on me. fool me ten million times…yeah that’s also on me

Why did I assume my lactose intolerance wouldn’t apply to Cheezits?

Getting hyped for the start of ST5 with multiple iterations of Byler all under one roof!

I should spray her black 😂

ha! a few more fish treats might do it!

she’s calmer but still a bit destructive to my furniture 😭. very loving though so it’s hard to get too mad. I got her a scratching post and put sticky tape on the couch corners. she just moves on to other chairs

it won’t transfer??

Suie is getting gourd shaped

hyperfocused

now his dick is autistic?