🔮 𖤐 Rachel, la bruja 𖤐 🔮

I read this literally as the final whistle blew and I don’t like any of this

I gotchu!

Oh

FOR REAL. I couldn’t imagine spending so much time singing about another team! Your role is to be there to support your boys!

I’ll have more details for you maybe tomorrow!

Yes! It truly sounds like there are about a dozen people and they’re just running through everything they know but they don’t really have the attention span to sing longer than 3 or 4 times though

Actually it sounds like a toddler singing everything they’ve ever heard in their entire lives

I’ll see if I can find out

These supporters cycle through song so quickly. The song never gets the chance to build or become anything so it just sounds like nonsense/noise instead of inspiration for their boys. It sounds like a supporter section greatest hits are playing and someone keeps skipping the song

“I think usually only emergency rooms are 24 hours”

Those Steelers uniforms are… something. Yikes. The very soccery badge is rad af tho

That’s what I’m saying!!!

What is happening at the Seahawks game??

Dan “Not the Man” Wilson

Seattle sports teams notoriously normal in their playoff games, absolutely never causing unnecessary stress

Me: 911 I’d like to report a robbery. Dan Wilson stole the Mariner’s chance at making it to the World Series with his pitcher replacement timing

911: ma’am thank you for calling, we’ll be on the tarmac when they land

LFG!

But is your shoe on your head?

summoning circle, hope this works

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SIR

Can you please stop what you’re doing now, and do what you were doing earlier?

Well, it’s a good thing you’re still here

Naylor always has the most impressive wad of gum wedged in his cheek. He must have the jaw strength of an alligator

I feel like I can’t breathe!!

This is a lot of pressure

He shoulda matched the energy he had to get the double play!

But you both try and that’s what matters

Omg 😍🔥

His mustache is a little rough 😬