Jessica Speigel

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Cal! Gone!

Phew

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Share the rally soup recipe!

The only upside of this game is @mikestandish.bsky.social explaining to our 5 year old what getting “destroyed” means

It’s infuriating. The cognitive dissonance of Seattle being good is just TOO MUCH

These announcers are insufferable. They just cannot get it through their heads that Seattle’s could possibly be good

Tough to argue with this person

Cal Raleighs ass is juicier than that awful turkey, show him instead of this nonsense, Fox.

This game gave me preeclampsia

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Right?? @mikestandish.bsky.social and I said awwww and went hand to heart in unison

Seattle sports in a nutshell 🥹

I think it was a very late Father’s Day o_0

Happy severance night to everyone celebrating!

I mean, I cheat, but I get it done

I do the times crossword now

Does River Cartwright ever stop running?

Dang, Bluesky really smoothed out the rough edges. A little micro interaction goes a long way 😘

It’s crazy though right???

This is not so much “worst” as just charmingly normal.

I was seated near Will Toledo at a Perfume Genius show. Afterwards, I found myself next to him in the aisle, so I was like, “hey man I really love your music,” and he said, “cool.” Then we silently shuffled out of the theater for eternity

Me: Shay, what’s the magic word when you want something?

Shay: POPSICLE!!!!!!!!!!111!!1

This is still one of my all-time favs. I watched it a couple years ago after being terrified it wouldn't hold up. It totally holds up

Good build

A tiny strawberry begonia plantlet in a yellow pot.

Today’s poll: taking a plantlet off a parent plant at Lowe’s is…

A. Stealing
B. Liberation

The follow up of coming back in saying, “MAMA LOOK AT THIS” while rubbing the empty spoon on his belly was pretty special too

One fun thing about toddlers is the coming into the bedroom first thing in the morning to eat a large spoonful of cream cheese in one bite, without breaking eye contact, and then leaving without saying a word

Hiiiiiiiiiiii 👋