Incels are so funny to me cause like
You think your looks are why women donโt like you??
My guy there are so many women who are monsterfuckers I promise you your glasses and neckbeard arenโt the deal breaker here ๐๐
@dela-rosa.bsky.social
Alaska Based Drag Artist๐ณ๏ธโ๐They/Them๐ณ๏ธโโง๏ธBusty Bisexual๐ฉท๐๐Aka the Latin Songbird of the North ๐ฒ๐ฝ๐ฒ๐ฝ
Incels are so funny to me cause like
You think your looks are why women donโt like you??
My guy there are so many women who are monsterfuckers I promise you your glasses and neckbeard arenโt the deal breaker here ๐๐
I have finally realized my exact taste in men, and its two very specific flavors of men.
Very Pretty men.
Beetlejuice vibes men.
Both with very bisexual vibes, no cishet men in these parts lol
Not me crying in the middle of work cause my dad ordered a Pride flag in support ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ
29.01.2025 18:53 โ ๐ 4 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0My cape is my 40 inch wig blowing in the breeze๐
24.01.2025 19:20 โ ๐ 3 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0If I have to write this Thesis, complete with annotated bibliography, an abstract, footnotes, and a gallon of coffee like my college days, I will do so
24.01.2025 19:16 โ ๐ 3 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0If someone asks if you take criticism, tell them you only take venmo or cashapp
24.01.2025 19:05 โ ๐ 3 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0RAIN?!? IN JANUARY?!?
24.01.2025 01:54 โ ๐ 3 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 2 ๐ 0When was someone going to tell me Costco was $65 a YEAR and not per MONTH?!?? This changes everything!!!!
24.01.2025 01:10 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0HMMMMMMM I WONDER WHYYYYYYYYYY
23.01.2025 23:59 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0I NEED ANSWERS
ANSWERS THAT ONLY ANDREW ADAMSON, DIRECTOR OF SHREK (2001) CAN PROVIDE ME
Thoughts and prayers
23.01.2025 23:48 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0The bishop who pleaded at the inaugural prayer service for President Trump to โhave mercyโ defends her sermon.
23.01.2025 12:38 โ ๐ 8248 ๐ 943 ๐ฌ 343 ๐ 95They fucked around and they found out
23.01.2025 23:33 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0So it stands to reason that Bees can become attracted to Jazz music. So potentially one could argue that with a Pavlovian technique, if you play Jazz music enough, a human can become attractive to a bee.
23.01.2025 23:24 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0The thing thats so smart about the Bee Movie is that statistically it can be researched that Bees could actually like Jazz. Typical Jazz music has a Hz frequency of 450-500 Hz, and bees are attracted to sounds with a similar frequency to the sounds of their hive, average being 250-500 Hz.
23.01.2025 23:22 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Things are getting real Deep in the Shrek fandom Iโll tell you what ๐๐๐๐
23.01.2025 23:15 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0Maybe a level of species compatibility? Dragons would be considered reptiles and Donkeys are equestrian so maybe the lack of compatibility causes the โHybridโ look. Genetically Humans and Amphibians share a common ancestor so maybe that is compatibility enough to make offspring look semi normal?
23.01.2025 23:08 โ ๐ 2 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 1That brings up a really good point, is that the case or could it be argued that Ogre traits is a Dominant gene? And the same study could be done with her. Is Fionaโs Ogre transformation an illusion spell or does the spell make her genetically an Ogre as well? These are the questions I need answered
23.01.2025 22:22 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0So with that assumption, it would stand to argue that Fiona is half frog because if it was just an illusion spell, all his dna would still be amphibian even in human form, meaning half of Fionaโs DNA is amphibian.
23.01.2025 22:09 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0Not us getting this deep in Shrek Lore on a Thursday Afternoon ๐๐
23.01.2025 22:07 โ ๐ 2 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0See this is what Iโm thinking??? How does the fairy god motherโs magic work? Does it completely change Harold into a human, down to the DNA, or is it more like an illusion spell that just makes him LOOK human??
23.01.2025 21:51 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0Or are frog traits recessive and thats why she doesnโt really seem amphibian?
23.01.2025 21:45 โ ๐ 2 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Since this is a new social media I WILL CONTINUE TO ASK THIS QUESTION TILL DREAMWORKS GIVES ME AN ANSWER!
Is Fiona from Shrek technically half frog or is it Son of the Mask rules and cause her parents most likely boinked when he was in human form (I HOPE), she has no actual frog dna?
Hell yeah hell yeah
Drag Kings of Bluesky just dropped!
go.bsky.app/KRxDAie
@neurocosmos.bsky.social rules for making this
Lmao Dew Eet
23.01.2025 10:38 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Yeah, itโs so weird, this time of year weโre usually in the negatives by now easily
23.01.2025 10:09 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0Lol and both those places are colder than Alaska rn
23.01.2025 09:54 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0