We all kind of know how the stock market is not an accurate measure for how well people are doing, but don't worry I have a solution. Take the average cortisol level of social service workers. The higher that number goes the more fucked things are getting.

#NHL #NHLPlayoffs

I'm glad Kyle is making his peace with the situation, but to me that doesn't mean Q should be put back in the position where he was the problem initially
If my dog eats my sandwich off the table but then has big sorry eyes I'm not going to shrug and put another sandwich right back on the table.

The NHL preventing him from coaching for 3 years and then pretending everything is fine is a joke. As much as we talk about "culture" in this sport the league is clearly only interested in talking, nothing more. This is just gross.

An ongoing sexual assault case full of "why were you drunk with those guys of you didn't want it" accusations, a GM that covered up a sexual assault is in the playoffs, and a coach that helped cover up a sexual assault case is getting hired to coach a new team. Fuck the #NHL #nhlplayoffs

That is just straight up not what Elliot's tweet says. "Closing in on a deal" and "landing" are two different things.

Super Bowl fans whine over Kendrick Lamar's halftime show and 'DEI' X users are calling out Kendrick Lamar's halftime show performance for not having one white performer on stage with some saying it's the worst halftime show they've ever seen.

Oh suuuure, now these fucking people are against segregation all of a sudden.

Everyone thought my presentation about how we have been shifted into the #weaseltimeline was a funny joke. But I'd love to meet a single person who doesn't think that things have gotten extremely weasely over the past little bit. Gotta get #CERN to set things right again.

It's really sad, so be prepared for that.

What if you made a zombie movie but instead of being scary it's the trauma people experience when a loved one dies and comes back a zombie? Handling the Dead is beautiful but heartbreaking, good news way to explore #zombies

There is no better feeling on the planet than scratching an itch you've been trying to not scratch all day. Gotta let my new #tattoo heal but when I can't handle it for a minute... holy hell it's incredible.

@loopsofgray.bsky.social

Yes I recognize the stupidity of saying on social media "yes we are we just don't post about it on social media" but when I see so many people being disrespected by ill informed takes it just gets under my skin.

When the billionaire heads owners of Meta, X, and Amazon hosting services are front and center in the new regime people are smart to keep quiet on them. And since the 6 companies that own every broadcast news corp are right there with them you aren't going to see coverage.

A lot of the work is boring and tedious, often broadcasting it on social media is counter productive or even dangerous. Protests and shows of solidarity are important but that doesn't represent how people are taking care of their communities.

People can fuck right off with the "Americans why aren't you resisting?" takes. Loads of people are doing loads of shit, people have learned through the BLM movement that online activist spaces are monitored and being visible isn't a great idea in lots of circumstances. #thread

if they want to go back to the 1950s, we’re bringing the cuisine back to the 1950s too. you put me in the kitchen, I will spend 100% of my time in there finding how much horseradish and shrimp I can put in Jello before God personally comes down here to stop me.

So how’s it going so far?

I have long flirted with #anarchism as a philosophy and someone always brings up "who will take the trash and fix the roads?" So it's nice to be able to point to the recent #StLouis snow storm and say "see, your way doesn't fucking do it either!"

Elon doing the salute

Videos, posts from neo-Nazi group's internal chats reveal suspect's motives in antisemitic stunt Now, in the group’s internal chats on the Telegram messaging app, NewsChannel 5 Investigates has uncovered new videos and social media posts from that suspect.

Any time I see a nazi getting the full weight of the justice system for doing nazi shit it stress tests my beliefs. Prison reform is desperately needed and cash bail is fucked as a concept buuuuuuut I'm having a hard time getting mad about this one.

Toto is the worst band and even their ironic hipness doesn't make them enjoyable. People only listen to Africa because they think it's supposed to be fun, not because it's actually fun.

If you are sharing bagels with more than one person bread sliced is the superior slicing method. I don't want to be stuck with fucking multi grain because Paul in accounting took the asiago cheese one. Bread slice it and we can all have a bit of the good bagels. Also so much room for schmear.

#UnpopularTakes: MM/DD/YYYY is the best date formatting because it matches how people (in the US at least) speak. January, 16th 2025. Not 16th January 2025 or 2025, January 16th.

Love seeing "I saw the TV glow" on here. Drove home in total silence after watching it because my brain was still trying to process everything. Nailed so many hard to film ideas perfectly.

Someone on Twitter writes: "Unfortunately die work wear or whatever is a psyop to turn men into women . Cuz why the hell else would he be telling them to dress that gay"

The year is 2035. I meet President AOC in the Oval Office. "You've done well," she says. "By telling men to dress gay, you've lowered the population rate by 90%, thereby reducing carbon emissions." She slides me a manilla envelope. I can now afford a home in a walkable neighborhood

It was decent, I get why people like it but not my favorite. I think we need to agree as a society that clowns aren't scary. Same goes for nuns

Finally getting around to seeing what the fuss is about with these #Terrifier motion pictures.

This is #Lowriderpal devastated look when he doesn't get any chile rellenos. #DogsOfBlueSky

Don't let the media get you twisted, Matt Gaetz did not pay a minor for sex.

A child cannot consent to sex, what Matt Gaetz did was give money to a minor that he raped.