Felicia Hardy

"Oh come on, you know that there's no variation of a Peter parker who can organise and run things as good as you."

"Besides, they do a mean burrito in the cafeteria."

"Don't be sorry, life happens."

"But while I have you, I might not let you go."

Slamming into him like a wrecking ball (but cuter) and wrapping arms and legs and her hair around him

"You've been working too hard" You should only be working hard in the bedroom, you know?"

A wild Miguel has appeared!

"BAYBEEEEE!"

"Bless you, sweetheart!"

“It’s curvature of the spine. Totally not my fault.”

“My back is aching from carrying the weight of being this perfect.”

But it’s nice to see him not bruised or battered for once.

“So what’s new? What’s happening?”

“I don’t know how I ended up on baby-farting TikTok, by
It I want a French man to bicycle my legs, push on my tummy and call me a good girl after I blast out an orchestra of toots.”

“I’ve never seen a baby look so relaxed.”

“You’ve been busy. Have you been drinking lots of blood pouches to keep your strength up?”

First a kiss on his cheek, and then she’ll snag just one cup.

If she drinks both, she’d vibrate into a new reality.

(And get a very angry tummy)

“Hello, my lover.”

For me?!

“A silver fox stripe?!”

“Hot.”

“So… we could go to the headquarters of that particular company and you can just cast a few fireballs?”

“I’m liking this idea.”

“I can understand them when they say ‘hi, hiiiii’. And then he said ‘share…’ because he wanted a snack. But I had no snacks and felt terrible.”

“Yeah… like input a magic spell or something?”

“Are you trying to tell me you don’t know any magic spells for computers?”

"Start with grok, that thing is vile."

"I'll help, you probably need a laptop to do computer magic."

"Can't you just do some magic and fry it's servers or something?"

"If I meet any, I'll be sure to have a chat."

"He was a teenage raven, just a regular raven. A pet, I guess."

“I still remember that time a raven said hi to me.”

"Let the bodies hit the floor, I always say."

“Alright so one of my variants was a bit of a terrible Mayor. But I promise, I’ll be a great President.”

“The price of eggs will be fair.”

“I should run for president.”

“Presi-Don’t.”

Typing out 'credit to the artist' isn't actually giving credit to the artist.

"I'm so out of the loop."

“I should have gotten you a blood tasting experience for Christmas.”

“Must be a refined vampire thing, all I taste when I bite my tongue is metal.”

"Have you ever tried adding flavouring to it?"