Carol Danvers

"You want to be wined, dined, and sixty-nined?"

Blasts the PC in absolute FURY after dying.

In Minecraft.

omw to get my coffee order before they close for the day

“….”

“You want an autograph, or something?”

Here’s your #SeductiveSunday

“The big guy is dealing with nice list, and I’m dealing with the naughty list.”

“Burgers and fries?”

“Sure. But you promised me chips and all I got was a flash of muscle.”

Waiting on the CHIPS

“Enough flexing, Momma’s hungry.”

“No thanks, the Doritos will do.”

Shit-eating grin as she tears open the bag and crams a handful into her gob.

Open-mouthed chewing

Crumbs falling

“Hurry, I’m starting to get hangry.”

“Goods first, punching later.”

It’s amazing how many men are really into being punched.

“Who wants a fight?”

“I’ll fight you for a bag of Doritos.”