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We perform caricatures written by our rivals at patreon.com/rivalimage - humour, music, lit.

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Fred Astaire and Ginger Rogers.

08.02.2026 21:26 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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โœ๏ธ โ€ฆand they all laughed at him

08.02.2026 16:28 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 42    ๐Ÿ” 12    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 4    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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David Bowie, Scotland, 1973, by Mick Rock.

07.02.2026 19:31 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 68    ๐Ÿ” 11    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 3    ๐Ÿ“Œ 2

Different vibes to a black bear, although both give me the brown feeling.

07.02.2026 22:21 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
The Space In A Song To Think
YouTube video by Rebecca Martin - Topic The Space In A Song To Think

m.youtube.com/watch?v=g6SY...

07.02.2026 06:34 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Hellbent & Moonbound
YouTube video by Malena Cadiz - Topic Hellbent & Moonbound

Searching for reference tracks and googs has some interesting suggestions. #songwriting

m.youtube.com/watch?v=OVB7...

07.02.2026 06:32 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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โ€˜Penisgateโ€™ at the Olympics: why inject acid into your penis, and what are the health risks? The World Anti-Doping Agency is investigating whether ski jumpers were injecting their penises with hyaluronic acid in order to fly further

Also occurs in freediving where they weight them. Rumours about rock climbing and hung gliding.

www.theguardian.com/sport/2026/f...

06.02.2026 13:07 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

The #Palantir bedroom suite.

06.02.2026 07:05 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Sheโ€™s coked up tooโ€” sniff sniff.

06.02.2026 03:05 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Just found out the father of #LauraMarling is โ€œSir Charles William Somerset Marling, 5th baronetโ€, so Iโ€™ve gone off her now. Prejudiced i know.

05.02.2026 21:42 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Billionaires are going to give racism a red-hot go in #auspol. Be interesting to see how racist OZ is now. Will people hide it in โ€˜anti-immigration isnโ€™t about raceโ€™; itโ€™s about the environment or jobs. Camouflaged racism: it hides, for some, in the โ€˜Iโ€™m anti-Zionist not antisemiticโ€™ line too.

05.02.2026 21:34 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 6    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Sad, self-serious young man sitting with his guitar.

Sad, self-serious young man sitting with his guitar.

Gonna write me a singer #songwriter song titled:

โ€˜I Feel For Myselfโ€™.

05.02.2026 21:10 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

A mad family home, and one member is exercising a lot in the hope of letting the tension go.

05.02.2026 07:52 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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The Spitting Image puppet of Peter Mandelson as a snake. It was part of an exhibition last year in the Ulster Museum.

03.02.2026 21:21 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4    ๐Ÿ” 2    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I liked the ending and set up for Season 3.

03.02.2026 12:10 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

โ€œEmit as you propulse,โ€ instructed Betty in โ€˜Love and Deathโ€™.

03.02.2026 12:04 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

That looks worse than boring.

03.02.2026 02:14 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Picture of Hiddleston and Laurie.

Picture of Hiddleston and Laurie.

Script writing session for Episode 5 of #TheNightManager.

โ€œLetโ€™s just lift the Emperor/ Skywalker dialogue from Return of the Jedi and plonk it in Hiddleston & Laurieโ€™s mouths.โ€

02.02.2026 10:15 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 5    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Itโ€™s the fringe that tells you somethingโ€™s up.

02.02.2026 21:05 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Picture of Hiddleston and Laurie.

Picture of Hiddleston and Laurie.

Script writing session for Episode 5 of #TheNightManager.

โ€œLetโ€™s just lift the Emperor/ Skywalker dialogue from Return of the Jedi and plonk it in Hiddleston & Laurieโ€™s mouths.โ€

02.02.2026 10:15 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 5    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

By making it to 90 years, the number is 1113. #longevity

01.02.2026 12:15 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

A lizard, but I didnโ€™t look for long.

01.02.2026 10:32 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

These American โ€˜christiansโ€™ are rabidly deranged.

01.02.2026 04:39 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

#StateCapture is a form of systemic, high-level corruption where private interests (individuals or corporations) manipulate a state's decision-making processes, laws, and institutions to serve their own interests at the expense of the public. Both sides are doing it.

31.01.2026 10:30 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
A simple arrow diagram showing the progression from influence to oligarchy.

A simple arrow diagram showing the progression from influence to oligarchy.

#StateCapture is a form of systemic, high-level corruption where private interests (individuals or corporations) manipulate a state's decision-making processes, laws, and institutions to serve their own interests at the expense of the public. Both sides are doing it. #auspol #uspol

31.01.2026 09:10 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Spew ๐Ÿคฎ๐Ÿคฎ๐Ÿคฎ๐Ÿคฎ๐Ÿคฎ๐Ÿคฎ๐Ÿคฎ If this was on national TV, imagine the discourse at the family table. #auspol

Hancock used to get in a plane, fly over WA, see iron ore deposits so rich they were visible from the plane, then buy an exploration license for them.

31.01.2026 04:55 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Spew ๐Ÿคฎ๐Ÿคฎ๐Ÿคฎ๐Ÿคฎ๐Ÿคฎ

31.01.2026 04:50 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Laura Marling - Alexandra (Official Audio)
YouTube video by Laura Marling Laura Marling - Alexandra (Official Audio)

The harmonies on this track, but mainly the electric guitar, recall Courtโ€™nโ€™Spark by #JoniMitchell, though not really this YouTube version. Visited bookshop in Auckland & two young women were crocheting to Mitchellโ€™s Blueโ€”a time warp to before I existed. #LauraMarling

m.youtube.com/watch?v=oOIx...

31.01.2026 00:37 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

It mustnโ€™t be watched, even ironically.

30.01.2026 11:13 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

๐Ÿ™

30.01.2026 10:51 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

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