Rival Image's Avatar

Rival Image

@rivalimage.bsky.social

We perform caricatures written by our rivals at patreon.com/rivalimage - humour, music, lit.

9,033 Followers  |  7,186 Following  |  1,156 Posts  |  Joined: 08.09.2023  |  2.3137

Latest posts by rivalimage.bsky.social on Bluesky

Nearly 1 in 3 schoolchildren in Glasgow
do not speak English as their first
language.


This is not diversity. This is culture
smashing


Reform UK will make this a big issue in
our campaign.

Nearly 1 in 3 schoolchildren in Glasgow do not speak English as their first language. This is not diversity. This is culture smashing Reform UK will make this a big issue in our campaign.

A: Who gives a fuck apart from racists?

B: His figure is wrong. 71.2% of Glaswegian children speak English as their first language.

C: So that's 28.8% who speak it as a second and I'll bet you they speak brilliant English and that it's much better than most Reform voters I've met online.

03.12.2025 22:43 β€” πŸ‘ 813    πŸ” 176    πŸ’¬ 87    πŸ“Œ 19
Post image

Episode idea: Larry’s wife becomes the hugest MAGA supporter.

MAGA Cheryl.

#curbyourenthusiasm

04.12.2025 11:17 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Abluting upside down!

04.12.2025 11:00 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Back in action.

04.12.2025 09:29 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Juliette Lewis and Lauren Lapkus in It’s Florida Man, odd.

04.12.2025 03:55 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

It’s is interesting. I remember playing with Google maps and saying β€œwhat the hell is that”, which is how I came across Baikal.

04.12.2025 03:32 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Have you ever checked out Lake Baikal.

04.12.2025 03:28 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Who are the geniuses who build DAWs such as logic and protools?
#audioengineering #music

04.12.2025 01:40 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Capitalism: What’s yours is mine, what’s mine is mine, what’s theirs is mine, all mine mine mine.

04.12.2025 01:04 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Neo-liberalism: What’s yours is mine, and what’s mine is mine.

03.12.2025 22:04 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Your best and brightest.

03.12.2025 21:59 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

They’re propping him up in the front windows while they rob the banks.

03.12.2025 21:53 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

If you look closely, you can still see Kristi Noem in there.

03.12.2025 21:47 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Love this geothermal idea. Heated from above And below.

03.12.2025 21:44 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Forget Einstein, #BerthaBerman discovered the fitted sheet.

03.12.2025 21:42 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Americans do excellent & good things, but here are tweaks:
- Ban guns;
- Bridle billionaires;
- Lift folks out of poverty;
- Fair wage;
- Mini foxies as therapy dogs for all;
- No invasions;
- Bodily autonomy (if I want it in or out of my body, that’s my business);
- Affordable meds;
More pending.

03.12.2025 03:53 β€” πŸ‘ 7    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Not one of these men or their products is essential. Go/buy elsewhere.

03.12.2025 21:30 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Is a Bezos mask on the wall?

03.12.2025 21:25 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

They will β€˜advance’ you out the front door.

03.12.2025 21:18 β€” πŸ‘ 23    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

β€˜You yucked my yum’ is blunt; how about β€˜you pooh poohed my hurrah’?

02.12.2025 21:26 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

All Prezes, Profs & PMs fall asleepβ€”it’s designed to prove they’re working very hard.

03.12.2025 08:03 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Great book & resources on nepotism and mates networks. #theguardian #auspol

youtu.be/6Ni2pAZ_k-w

03.12.2025 06:05 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Americans do excellent & good things, but here are tweaks:
- Ban guns;
- Bridle billionaires;
- Lift folks out of poverty;
- Fair wage;
- Mini foxies as therapy dogs for all;
- No invasions;
- Bodily autonomy (if I want it in or out of my body, that’s my business);
- Affordable meds;
More pending.

03.12.2025 03:53 β€” πŸ‘ 7    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

The frequent abuse of music by the powerful is an interesting topic for a study.

03.12.2025 00:06 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

He’s been the symbol of degeneracy for a long time. Now he’s got the nuclear codes.

02.12.2025 23:01 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Americans make great music. Your point reminds me of Russians watching American movies: β€œwhy do they shoot 100 times when only you should shoot once?’

02.12.2025 22:55 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Cool article!

02.12.2025 22:05 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

β€˜You yucked my yum’ is blunt; how about β€˜you pooh poohed my hurrah’?

02.12.2025 21:26 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I watched an episode recently and was surprised by a reference. Maybe it was to his old man.

02.12.2025 20:53 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Jack Russel energy.

02.12.2025 08:07 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

@rivalimage is following 20 prominent accounts