big time leafs guy

Been tuning in for two days and I'm starting to think da Blue Jays stink

Tfw you’re the 2019-20 Toronto Maple Leafs

Choosing to blame Brendan Shanahan, the orchestrator of all that has gone wrong in my life

That part of the summer where I rewatch all the William Nylander highlights on Youtube. Once again can't believe the Leafs put on those big beautiful blue helmets for the Sweden trip and then never wore them again

More like Max For Sure-zer. Haha. Love da Blue Jays. Anybody do this joke ever

Tuned into da Toronto Blue Jays. Big time Blue Jays guy. Love da Bee Jays, of Toronto

David Pastrnak is really, really good

I don't really think Brian Flores concocted a living, breathing virus inflicting pain on opponents in ways that seem almost preternatural

Da Blue Jays

What a fond memory

I’m alive it was fine. The guy was super apologetic on the mic and said he’d save us time by taking multiple “short cuts”

Flight delayed because the pilots simply haven’t shown up. Doesn’t exactly instil confidence

You gotta admit though… it’s true

Dakota Joshua is what we refer to in the industry as a needlemover. As in, “I’m gonna move these needles into my eyeballs if I gotta watch another shift of this guy”

Da ones where we win

Nice of the league to ensure the emotionally vulnerable Toronto Maple Leafs don't have to face their own fans as they crash out at the end of the season

The Maple Leafs' schedule for the month of October and the first week of November. Their first 14 games are against: Montreal, Detroit, Detroit, Nashville, the New York Rangers, Seattle, New Jersey, Buffalo, Buffalo, Calgary, Columbus, Philadelphia, Pittsburgh, and Utah.

Looking like a 14-0 start to the 2025-26 NHL season for the best and most important team in the league, the Toronto Maple Leafs, of Toronto ,

Leafs too low 😔

Amazing thank you

I would like to hear you discuss how the Toronto Maple Leafs are the best and most important team in the NHL

More like Ty Void

I mean, I joked about it

This isn't even a joke. Youtube showed me the video "Ottawa Senators Best Moments of the 2024-2025 NHL Season" and "getting eliminated by the Toronto Maple Leafs" is one of the Ottawa Senators Best Moments of the 2024-2025 NHL Season

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A Mark Masters tweet that reads: "Ryan Reaves on last season with Leafs: 'Just a lack of trust very early ... I had one bad game & I was out of the lineup for 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9 games. I'd come back in, have a good game, but taken right back out. I really could never gain any momentum ...'"

And so, in the end, Ryan Reaves left the Leafs like he played. By which I mean he sure talked a lot

A tweet from my old twitter account that reads: "My little sister (never watched the Leafs) about Ryan Reaves: 'he's giving sleepy Biden'"

Went to twitter to look up my Ryan Reaves tweets and this one's probably the best. Was from when we went to the game in Montreal together. She called it like it was from the upper bowl

Remember when Kevin Bieksa said the reason Nylander scored that goal against Minnesota was because Ryan Reaves being in the room made him feel six inches taller

Turning Ryan Reaves into anything is more than I could’ve ever expected. The only thing left to ask is: Summer of Brad? Or Brad summer?

I don't know what to believe anymore

Damn. I missed the biggest sports event of July: the Toronto Maple Leafs Development Camp scrimmage. Damn