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Yes i can confirm ive eaten the dire wolfs. I slow cooked them in the pit "Memphis style". I had them for dinner and it cost me $500 per dog

Ga. jurors award $2.1 billion verdict against Bayer in Roundup lawsuit The jury called for $2 billion in punitive damages, but previous multibillion-dollar verdicts over Roundup were drastically reduced on appeal.

A Georgia jury found pharmaceutical and agricultural products giant Bayer liable for more than $2 billion in damages to a plaintiff who argued Roundup weed killer caused his cancer, the latest hit in a series of legal fights over the herbicide glyphosate.

the belief that low IQ is correlated to the amount of things you can jack off to; i.e. you can jack off to a sandwich if youre stupid enough

hour #4 hunched over my big red plastic ipad w/ headphones at carrabbas watching analysis tubers yell at bojack horseman like hes a real guy

could you imagine if they struck oil at ground zero and all the mourners started jumping around like cowboys. My god i want some of that oil

The Verge: breakout news organization for best reporting on international politics, completely by accident.

I'm fucking blasted and hanging out in the weirdest scene because history happened at a deeply inconvenient hour. so it goes.

Anyone want to skip work with me for a Three Amigos marathon? (we just watch Three Amigos over and over until we shit our pants)

The SA forums proved that reserving the right to ban terrible accounts whenever you feel like it is essential to running an online community. Bigoted provacateur dipshits thrive on being shitty little rules lawyers and if you strictly adhere to the letter of the law they will always weaponize it.

What if an Ohio State football riot spiraled out and, from within its turbulence, a new world was born?

Everything I see from Threads is so amazing. A perfect 50/50 between random strangers telling you about their sick pet or bad marriage and brands grimly flirting with each other. Facebook is one of the coolest companies ever to exist. No one else could come up with this.

the hat ma'am

and is there a mrs hat man

haha yeah it’s really easy to do. it’s my “oops time traveled 6 hours” game

i bet if i try real real hard i can play factorio for 18 hours with zero breaks for food or water

I’ve always respected Rodney Dangerfield but sadly his refusal to move to bluesky tells me that he wants fascism to win

Tesla has the highest rate of fatal accidents among all car brands, report shows A new analysis of National Highway Transportation and Safety Administration auto crash data shows that Tesla has the highest rate of fatal accidents...

Elon Musk loves to talk about how safe Teslas are and how their autonomous driving systems are safer than humans.

But new data from the US road safety regulator shows Teslas have the highest rate of fatal accidents among all US vehicle brands.

no better evidence that we’ve got a couple trillion-dollar squatters holding the internet back than the fact that a company with 20 employees can make a better platform than Meta

having sex with vampires only is actually the best form of birth control because they can't come inside without being invited

so cute! she looks happy

thank you so much, and i’m thinking of you & your family as well. i’m so sorry for your moms health news, that’s devastating and scary :(

oh shit chef, i’ll send my info. i’ve got a little circle of sober/recent sobers etc and we all are pretty decent at making sure no one is alone if they need a friend. i am so sorry that this has happened, i know that loneliness and it is awful

all of that to say, if i had seen your post i would have said something and i am really sorry i didn’t have exposure to it. i miss a lot on threads

i am here/available, super super available to listen and hang. i sent you a rq on ig, and can pass you my number there if that is easier. i’m so sorry

oh chef, i’m so sorry for everything you’re carrying right now. my friends don’t know what’s going on with my family, or with my me, and i’m the support system for them. i never reach out bc i’m usually flaked on. i am not skilled at getting my algo to give me much outside of sobriety posts or cats/

i am really sorry my feed wasn’t showing the important stuff, my godfather just passed so i haven’t been as aware/active. i’m so sorry that added to your feeling alone :(

my typo is bad i just saw its supposed to say missed

i’m sorry i wasnt on my feed for a couple of days, i have been dealing with a death in the family so i am out of the loop

i haven’t known you very long, but i think we are somewhat local to one another and i can get together if that is easier?:(

oh i meant like thirst traps hahaha

i kissed a bunch yesterday and today bc i have been in my own head, but i’m here 🩷🩷 i am very patient and grateful to listen if you need an ear or heart to pour things into for a bit

aww smoke signals??