Slurk

These brings back a lot of memories

Fuji

Sometimes when I’m jerking off I cheat on my fantasy and start thinking about what groceries I need to buy later

First date idea: we swap genders

No

Good girl

I’ll link you up with my guy

Beg your pardon? I’m grown I ain’t begging for shit

Good to see you too

I’m a lot like Jazz, I’m all over the place and most people don’t really listen to me

Hey why’d you block me on threads? Did I do something shitty?

Same

Drop a beat

Hell me

Mormons gonna Mormon

The key to being likable is to put yourself down and be accessible but I’m an idiot and I can’t even do that

I am behind the curve of the stories
They dance in my head
Sometimes bits and pieces spill out into whatever small thing I am writing

I’m telling the truth when I say I am a liar

😢

@jakeoverhoff.bsky.social

I only come out at night. I realize the implications of this.

Thank you Jacob

Cool

I like your bed too

Why

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I made a suicide girl
Contemplate life
Heroin and sex
Was the first date night
Too bad we both hated the sober me
She spilt her tattoos onto my skin
Only gave a fuck when she was over me
A heart was not the shape we were in