Tom Coveney

But you can’t prove it meme

I would rather throw my computer out the window than talk to it

Okay yes, I did misread your first message a bit. My bad for that!

But I don’t necessarily think that people being fooled by AI videos is a sign of quality, I think it’s just a sign that people are fuckin’ dumb.

I mean sure, but humans making bad media (“slop” is an AI-specific term, IMO) isn’t anything new, and I’d rather sit through 100 bad human-made movies than one AI-made one.

Oh sure, but… going to AI isn’t the answer for that. Instead they should hire better writers.

I’d rather they just… hire almost anybody else? Just stop giving boatloads of money to proven-ly shitty people?

fox 7 news caption: TEXAS THE ISSUE IS

i could have fuckin told you that, yoda

Using ChatGPT

We’re close to the point where that’s just called “getting off the internet.”

Jenny Nicholson tweet continues to not miss

People will be born, live, and die
Empires will rise and fall
Everything will turn to dust
The Tigers and Mariners will still be tied 2-2

THANK YOU

STOP
FUCKING
HITTING
IT
RIGHT
TO
THEM

Just sneak Skubal into the bullpen in someone else’s uniform and let him pitch again, see if anybody notices

ADAM AMIN: Welcome to the top of the 47th
[Sun rises]
[Sun keeps getting bigger]
ADAM AMIN: yes
[World engulfed by flames]
ADAM AMIN: oh god yes
AJ PIERZYNSKI: shoulda bunted

Shinji from Evangelion sitting in a chair bent over

#ALDS #Tigers #baseball #postseason #stress #ItsSoLate

34 innings to go to fulfill the Buckian Prophecy

I think that Tork should have gotten a hit so that people could have posted "who up Torkin they shit"

Isn’t it crazy that human brains can do something like track a ball and figure out where it’s going to the point where the crowd in the area it’s going to land will stand up and get ready to catch it and the fielder will stop running because he knows he can’t get to it?
Anyway, I’m very tired.

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A screenshot of the heart rate app on an Apple Watch showing a current heart rate of 106 BPM.

ThisIsFine.jpg

once again bringing this over from the other place for posterity

I have made myself stay slumped on the couch because if I get up and walk around I’m afraid I’ll either stomp the floor so hard it’ll wake everybody up or kick something so hard I’ll break it/my leg #baseball #ALDS #fun #yay #haha #woo

I have to make sure not to let a single noise escape my mouth because if I do I’m not really confident in my ability to keep it from becoming an extremely loud scream (of joy or rage, depending on who’s batting!)
#baseball #ALCS #sports #fun #highbloodpressure

baseball is the best preparation for death because it does not come with a clock that tells you when your suffering will end one way or the other

Oh hey I forgot how much I hate watching playoff sports for teams I like!
Turns out, it’s a lot!

I’m no mechanic, but… I don’t think it’s supposed to be doing that.

GO TIGERS!!!

…But everything else sounds great!