Wintzards of the Coast

Due Respect: i would appreciate it if my followesr called me "Sir" , like they would a Police Man, or any one else with the power to destroy their lives

Briarbridge Tracker: strategically gathering recon on little seasers pizza in the woods behind the strip mall and getting fucking lyme disease

Instill Infection: i enjoy a bit of "Humour" every now and then, but people seriously need to sotp tying me to a chair and injecting me with unknown substances

Traveling Philosopher: Piss is valid. Jacking off is not valid. Shitting your pants is NOT valid. MEntal Health is valid. Looking at the computer is valid, & so on

Warped Physique: the doctor reveals my blood pressure is 420 over 69. i hoot & holler outta the building while a bunch of losers try to tell me that im dying

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Crowd's Favor: thinking back to it.. most slaves, only had to deal with one master. the Modern Content Producer has it far wrose, having to please millions

Battle of Wits: oh, youvve read a few academic papers on the matter? cute. i have read over 100000 posts.

Anarchist: The three brnaches of government? Simple. Breakfast, Lunch, and DInner. Because the government loves eating us alive with the old Tax & Spen

Romantic Rendezvous: society is changing, constantly ggrowing and improving, and i think it is time for spider-man to show his dick

Divine Visitation: we asked 100 angels from heaven what their IQs were and the results will drain your Nuts

Surgical Extraction: accidentally severed my spine due to some bogus info i received on the computer

Knight Watch: i may not know "jack shit" , but i know my friend "Jack fists" and he would like to come to knock the shit out of your teeth,

Cabal Torturer: i put years of hard work into getting my torture degree at torture college & now everyones like "oh tortures bad","its ineffective" fuck off

Master of Pearls: inventing a new type of cum by jacking off incorrectly

Dockside Chef: SOup is not lunch. Soup is a condiment

Weight Advantage: joke's on you; i actually love being body slammed by one dozen perfect wrestlers. and my mouth isn't filled with bloodm, it's victory wine

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Nomad Mythmaker: mother nature and father time arre not real. theyre fake people who were invented to explain trees and clocks to shitheads

Isu the Abominable: cant wait to dip a paint roller in my preferred brand of beer and suck it like a big yeti dick

Worldfire: your crazy ass stupid post just fucked up the whole world . hope it was worth the likes. hope youre enjoying the clicks

Miraculous Recovery: my grandfathers last words on death bed "VEGAN STRAIGHT EDDGGGEEE" and then the entire hospital shook and he got better

Giant's Skewer: whenever i see one of those roast pigs with apple in its mouth i think "Now theres a real son of a bitch who made the wrong choices in life"

Midnight Arsonist: yea i torched the dennys. and i woudlve gotten away with it, if i werent the only guy in town with a custom jersey that says "My Wife" on it

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Skewer Slinger: "This Whole Thing Smacks Of Gender," i holler as i overturn my uncle's barbeque grill and turn the 4th of July into the 4th of Shit

Elite Archers: the army: forbidden from jacking off. ~99% kill shot rate the mafia: encouraged to jack off. cant kill guys unless theyre tied to chairs

Collected Company: "The Godfather: Part Iraq" (2004) In this 4th installment of the Godfather series, the godfathers head to iraq to settle the score, of 9/11.

Professor of Symbology: mario means "penis " in japanese

Food Fight: you call this shit rotisserie chicken? I bet this shit hasnt even rotated 1 time in its entire life.