Nicole Ford Thomas

I just found out the governor of Maryland’s name is Wes Moore and all I have to say is that, if his campaign slogan wasn’t “Wes is Moore” he needs to fire them and hire me.

I need the entire internet to witness that I am pissed off at @kylethomas1.bsky.social , my husband, and shall henceforth behave accordingly. That is all.

“There must be shit in the water, literal shit. Because people are being Butt Douches everywhere.” -my son, during his first solo drive after getting his license #truthbomb

Y’all, I need you to pray for me. Nothing’s wrong but I have the “Taste the Biscuit” song stuck in my head.

Roman numeral two in a yellow font on a dark gray background

The Krampus anthology will open to submissions soon, but until then, come follow us at our new home: instagram.com/TwoOfCrones A website will be soon to follow!

Especially since you’re supposed to be handling my TT account. I support mildly inebriated marketing.

I wish making drunk tiktoks were more socially acceptable

We’re supporting @nicolefordthomas.bsky.social during a book signing at Three Thymes Greenhouse and Tea Shop for her new release Moonlight Market. #booksky💙📚

Ahhh, that was an anthology. I was just the editor. 😉 The contributors are the ones who made that happen. I just work there, ha!

The grind is grueling, but be patient. Those are better numbers than my first book had. Let's talk strategy if you want, but you've seen my stick figures. You know I'm flying blind. LOL

May I never reach the age when the sound of the ice cream truck ceases to make me jump from my chair and run down the driveway.

I hope you like dark urban fantasy! My new book is out now.

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#fantasybooks #booksky #writesky
📚🪐 Sci-fi/Fantasy
📚⚔️ Fantasy
📚🩸 Horror
📚💥 Action/Adventure
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I wonder if my husband regrets teaching me how to use a chainsaw. #deepthoughtswithNFT

In the year of our Lort 2025, I have decided that TTFN now stands for "Ta-toodles for noodles." It is so.

I don’t understand the concept of Casual Friday. Casual Monday makes so much more sense. I don’t need help getting into sweatpants, I need help getting my feet into freakin’ shoes. #hillbillyproblems

YouTube video by Rachel D. Adams Beltane and Anthology... an excerpt form The May Queen

New short! Excerpt from my flash fiction in Beltane...an Anthology...

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Thank you! We have an incredible designer.💙

First publication goes No. 1 New Release. #booksky💙📚 @nicolefordthomas.bsky.social

WE HIT #1!

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The BELTANE anthology made is to #3 on Amazon! Can we make it to #1?! I think we can! Pick up your paperpack copy today! a.co/d/4sAsOZ0 #writersky #beltane #pagansky

Quill Cottage Wildlife Quill Cottage Wildlife. 149 likes. Our mission is to serve NE Ohio by rehabilitating and releasing injured and orphaned animals.

Help our Anthology get the best chance at success!

The Ko-fi fundraiser for crowdsourcing the book cover ends next week. If you find yourself with a couple of extra dollars-
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Some days, I can't get any writing done simply because I'm too pissed about the state of this country.

#writingcommunity #booksky #writesky #amwriting

Some of y’all “Christians” need to go back to your Bibles and re-read the red words. Jesus, can you come back now and flip some tables?

Less than one hour of the book signing left and I’m down to 4 copies!! #writersky

What DOES one wear to a book signing? Like, I assume a tuxedo is out, but I don't want to be underdressed. #writersky

Buy a "coffee", help a critter! AuthorTube Anthology published a post on Ko-fi

Still asking for donations to help fund an awesome cover for our anthology! Proceeds from the sales go to help orphaned critters! #writersky #booksky #kofi #donationsneeded
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The AuthorTube Anthology is crowdsourcing to buy a really nice cover for the Beltane Anthology! Every little bit helps, so if you can contribute, THANK YOU! If you can't, could you maybe share this so it might find someone who can? #writersky #booksky #authortube
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Any other writers read like they are literary vampires?

Just sucking out all that goodness for survival

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NE Ohioans! I’m doing a book signing at Three Thymes in Akron on Saturday, Feb 8! Come say hi!