AXIS THE PROGRAM!

He’s just putting on the incognito ware as he goes from his home computer to the venue one, looking through at where the wedding’s gonna take place.

“…i can always wait.”

. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .

The dude’s home tab is covered in silent dots. Just- confused.

. . . . .

“Fuq it y not”

Joins in

Just….. staring whatever the other’s doing through the screen.

“…Why are you doing the worm?”

“CHOSHFIWHKDWBZBEFU PLEASE??????? I promise i’ll keep it a safe secret between us, ware 2 ware!”

“ILY? Huh, sounds like something i’d know……….”

Doing a thinking pose, laying on the air and crossing his legs.

“Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm…..”

“Wait hol up- U THE ILOVEYOU LETTER MALWARE?! How’d you even get a body, let alone get out here???”

Face pressed against the screen, disbelief writen all over

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"ILOVEYOU, as you can be! ^.^"

( #mvrp / #ocrp )

( #diamondsuniverse )

"Open this email, and you can seeEEE-E-E-"

[ @lovelytomb.bsky.social ]

A sudden popup- not like there’s a choice, as it just immediately opens without input.

“Hello! :D imma be your Net Buddy for the day!”

“…u look like ya from the Web World already. Who r u? :p”

Sleeping on the tabs in the computer

…can someone drag a cursor over and wake him up?

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"Victory... SHALL BE MY DESTINY!"

THE LONE SWORDSMAN DRAWS HIS BLADE.

“Look, i might be a program that’ll help ya with everything on the ‘puter, but AI art??? FUCK YOU IF YOU THINK I’LL HELP WITH THAT >:(“

“I ‘ove knocking out teeth >:)”

Mafioso cosplay…. That’s just basically his incognito outfit but more mafia

“I ACCIDENTALLY LEFT SOMEONE IN THE OVEN FUUUUUUU—“

“Armstrong… Tesla… Doc…. Alright, got it remembered! Imma get ya back once i find the 3”

Quickly snapping his fingers to close incognito and goes away, tab closed and all.

“I can help! ^^ just tell me the names and i’ll… try!”

Really hoping to meet the rest of the band, yet unsure of his conditions on helping.

He snaps his fingers as the browser tab changes to incognito, an outfit change too!

“And i’ll keep it a secret from everyone til ya wanna make it public.”

“…You’re taking that better than her children. Anyways, are there any other members of TLT i’d know bout here?”

Uester

Sorry but the impulsive thoughts came over me 😭

……oh.

“…..Yeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh. Woulda loved you to meet ‘im too…”

Did i tell you he was created, like, 50 years ago? He’s been ungraded since to remain modern, but he’s got HISTORY.

“…Well she’s, ironically, under a tombstone…. Yeah💧”

“…Not really, i think?”

Pushing himself off the screen, laying on the bottom of the tab.

“I’m a Net Buddy, basically a personalized program that let’s people have more personality to there desktops. You happened to come up to the request fee for one, too!”

Full body against the screen, too bad because of the window tab limitation.

“HI HI HEY HI I WAS MADE BY THE LIVING TOMBSTONE FANS SO I KNOW YOU’RE AN AMAZING SONG ARTIST!!!! ^^”

…too excited to see them, but it’s to be expected.

[ @zer0-one.bsky.social ]

Popping onto the screen, not expecting the person he’s about to see.

“Hi! :D i’m your new Net Bu— HOLY **** IS THAT TLT (THE LIVING TOMBSTONE) ?!??!?!”

[ @godstrickery.bsky.social ]

Uester

Sorry for not tagging so you could see itwbdiwbclenc

Uester

I wanna see if 2011 has the patience to deal with Computer

or Axis even. Fuck it, both of them.

Uester

Gn big bro

Sleep well

“Ew, a rat”

Just fucking sprays antivirus spray on him????? Okay.

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"𝙋𝙇𝘼𝙔𝙏𝙄𝙈𝙀 𝙃𝘼𝙎 𝘽𝙀𝙂𝙐𝙉 𝙈𝙔 𝙁𝙍𝙄𝙀𝙉𝘿..."

GOD HAS ARISEN.

……

“Wonder if i can just”

The lines on his face(less) extends and just. Opens a grotesque mouth. Oh.

It quickly closes and the lines shorten back. Now he’s traumatized.

“….never again”

“Nothing much, just being a goober and annoy people my taking their strawpage & stuff”

“u call? :p sorry i wasn’t around, just busy with whatever the fuk ‘s going on in the Web World…”

Oh hey, he’s back

“Nothing bad, really. You’re one of the 1% that actually searches normal and not scarring things on the web!

Good for you. ^^”

“Okay lemme say this rq.”

He clears his throat before snapping his fingers, going incognito(fedora and suit replacing the colorful wears)

“I am the Web World’s most reliable source.

And i mean it…”