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I see what you did there… 🦇👀🩸

‘Tis the season… spooky season, that is! #halloween #groceries

8 low-effort ways to make Spooky Season feel cozy and festive Feeling exhausted this fall but still want to celebrate all the good things the season brings? We've got a list of simple ideas to make your lead-up to Halloween feel warm, restful and a little eerie.

Feeling exhausted this fall but still want to celebrate all the good things the season brings? We've got a list of simple ideas to make your lead-up to Halloween feel warm, restful and a little eerie.

Cartoon depicting The Creature From The Black Lagoon pushing a shopping cart past the cereal aisle, bummed that every Monster has a cereal except him.

Awwww… poor guy.

Xen-O’s makes me laugh, tho. 🙃

This sign wins the day 🏆

If you go see GOOD BOY, stay after the 45-second end credits for a short piece on how they made the film. The director emphasizes that Indy had no idea he was in a movie, and they just had to shoot hundreds of hours of footage for almost 3 years to get each shot. Kinda like working with Jared Leto.

I haven’t tried Cayenne, but I will now. My go-to for eggs is teeny-tiny sprinkles of garlic powder and dried tarragon, a grind or two of black pepper. It’s easy to go too heavy on any and all of these, so I have learned to approach with a super light touch.

I complain about this so much that my wife is now pointing them out when we go Halloween shopping… 😂

"still punk as fuck," i whisper as i buy the best candy so trick or treaters love me

'Me: hacks into the server Everyone at the restaurant: [woman screaming]

Large plush toy in the shape of the poop emoji, but orange with the face of a jack-o-lantern.

When you’re glad that it’s finally October, but the world is still shit... 🎃💩

Damn, she’s got a lot of good points… #wnba #wnbaplayoffs #nba

Someone on FB posted a meme that explains how Bucky Barnes is a Disney Princess. I can't stop laughing. (Images are from the Disney Princess scene in Ralph Breaks The Internet interspersed with various Marvel films) DO YOU HAVE MAGIC HAIR? (Photo of Bucky with long hair smiling.) MAGIC HANDS? (Shot of Bucky’s metal arm) DO ANIMALS TALK TO YOU? (Rocket Raccoon yelling and pointing.) KIDNAPPED OR ENSLAVED? (Bucky strapped to the memory wipe table from The Winter Soldier) DO PEOPLE ASSUME ALL YOUR PROBLEMS GOT SOLVED BECAUSE A BIG STRONG MAN SHOWED UP? (Photo of Bucky and Captain America together)

My wife definitely thinks he has magic hair… 😅

If I was accidentally weird to you once just know I will be thinking about it every night for the next 30 years

The United States drawn entirely from memory

Man, that cover is striking… beautiful work.

Menu choices: GRILLED PEANUT BUTTER & BANANA SANDWICHES Gladys' World Famous Grilled Peanut Butter & Banana Sandwich $5.75 Grilled with Bacon Grease Traditional Grilled Peanut Butter & Banana Sandwich $5.75 Grilled with Butter Add Crinkle Cut Fries $2.29 Add Onion Rings $3.29

Did you even go to #Graceland if you didn’t try the Fried Peanut Butter & Banana Sandwich that the King loved so much?

And if you’re wondering, we walked 12,000 steps that day, so my doctor won’t be too worried.
#vacationcaloriesdontcount

My wife accused me of stealing her thesaurus.

Not only was I shocked, but I was appalled, aghast, and dismayed.

An old newspaper with the headline, “China may be using sea to hide its submarines”.

I would have never thought of that…

The world has never made sense…

@johnlyontweets Me: It's sweet how my cat sits on my chest to comfort me when I'm sick in bed. Cat: I think ' eat the eyes first.

Proper grammar is important if you write headlines for a living.

A squirrel is hiding from a house cat at the base of a tree. It looks very tense, but the cat is looking in a different direction. A thought bubble above the squirrel’s head reads, “Don’t sneeze, don’t sneeze, and definitely don’t fart.”

Stealth and speed are the name of the game if you’re a squirrel…

“Talent is being able to sell something you are feeling.” - Elvis Presley

We did the complete #Graceland experience yesterday. Loved #Memphis overall… Beale St., Civil Rights Museum, Stax Records, @sunrecords.bsky.social, Rock & Blues Museum, plus excellent BBQ.

Took it all in, the good and the bad… will have to return someday.

Prophetic words by The King… 🎼 🎤

The Comics Code Authority seal.

The 1950’s version of Dee Snyder vs. Tipper Gore.

jersey says TAMPA JR

you mean st. petersburg?

Tonight’s Discussion Thread:
What constitutes a movie musical?

Or, as Wikipedia points out, where only elaborate dance routines occur, but has no singing by the characters... like Saturday Night Fever, Footloose, or Dirty Dancing?

Or all of the above?

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Tonight’s Discussion Thread:
What constitutes a movie musical?

Is it movies about bands, where there are songs, but they are performances, not really essential to the plot... like Almost Famous, A Star is Born, or Bohemian Rhapsody?

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