Bearba Yaga 🏴‍☠️🏳️‍🌈(He/Him)

Isn’t Pennsylvania where Three Mile Island and a river that caught on fire were?

After 7y together, we got married because my medical insurance dropped domestic partner coverage. My next job I had to provide my marriage certificate so he could get insurance.

We regularly traveled with edocs and paper of will, marriage, PoA.

My parents didn’t believe me.

Trump voting couple says they regret their vote after being stopped by border patrol. “Is it because we’re not white?” 🙃 🐆

Cause this is the law that will stop him. 🙄

Is…is *THAT* the reason?!

Like my hard pass is you can’t trust anything it says. It may be correct. It may be completely bullshit. This is normal life to me with people, why the fuck would I choose to do the same with shitty code?

Fair.

I’m just waiting for the prior art suits on patent apps in about 5-10y.

Thankfully the youngest is about to enter teenager so they’re more fun now.

Nope. Facebook.

“We’re a family here.”

As I’m discovering, dealing with any Louisiana state agency remotely requires zen monk like levels of patience

“Please chart the reasoning in my records for further review.”

90% of the time shit magically gets handled.

No. This dude voted *TWICE* for Trump, even after his first term. He gets no fucking sympathy nor empathy. He was good till it came for him.

Forgiveness requires repentance and actions.

What’s hilarious is that the nieces and nephew love Guncle Bearba and Guncle Hubs because we don’t treat them like little kids.

I’ve got shit I want to infodump AND kick your ass in Mario Kart too!

Suffice to say all my 401k is in a fucking money market right now. I missed the Liberation Day “dip” because I didn’t think the President would dump and short the WHOLE FUCKING MARKET but silly me.

That’s ok. I’ll make up the loss from the first Trump crater since I’m ready this time.

Spoken like a true McKinsey warrior.

Ford’s $30,000 Electric Truck Will Change Everything Ford’s “Model T moment” may be late, but there are some promising details and plenty to look forward to.

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You forgot a new fiscal year starting Oct 1 with the One Big Bullshit Bill.

I am stoned as fuck, no idea what my eyes are doing, but what a great end to Market Days.

Once more, I don’t usually get off when I go out so this one is for all the Daddies tonight. The ones who gave hugs, kisses, called me a good boy, offered compliments…and forced my head down on their cocks.

This ass doesn’t *exist* without his employees. 🙄

If you tell me your religion without me asking or in context, I’m going to avoid you.

So many sensors ripped off

Did anyone else’s life go totally to shit when you stopped masking? I’m seriously reconsidering at this point. I’m being “true to myself” but the rest of my goddamn life is a dumpster fire.

I got a nice voodoo shop if you need…something

"They go to SEX CLUBS and pretend to be DOGS!"

Yeah well you go to church every Sunday and pretend to be a good person

Red Teams Jailbreak GPT-5 With Ease, Warn It’s ‘Nearly Unusable’ for Enterprise Researchers demonstrate how multi-turn “storytelling” attacks bypass prompt-level filters, exposing systemic weaknesses in GPT-5’s defenses.

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A rival Tea app for men is leaking its users' personal data and driver's licenses | TechCrunch The newly launched app, now trending on Apple's App Store, contains at least one major security flaw that exposes the private information of its users, including their uploaded selfies and government-...

It turns out that the kind of people who write and launch an app in less than two weeks are not the kind of people who feel the need to implement secure coding practices and strong privacy protections for the sensitive user data they ask you to upload.

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Duane Puryear holding the AIDS quilt panel he completed before his death. It reads "MY NAME IS DUANE KEARNS PURYEAR. I WAS BORN ON DECEMBER 20, 1964. I WAS DIAGONISED WITH AIDS ON SEPTEMBER 7, 1987 AT 4:45 PM. I WAS 22 YEARS OLD. SOMETIMES, IT MAKES ME VERY SAD. I MADE THIS PANEL MYSELF. IF YOU ARE READING IT. I AM DEAD..."

Every time some elected democrat sucks off Reagan, I think about Duane.

You seem to live in a fantasy world so you do you.

Words have meanings. 🤷🏻‍♂️