izzy in the water 🦋

i feel way cooler referring to myself as queer at the moment

girl who i was on a date with who is a few years younger than me made fun of my age by saying "I bet you remember when the cleveland show was on air"

jenna maroney

sorry i missed the virtual meeting on discord, liz. i got hit with the id verification that happens when the app detects youre young

spearhead from space fucks in part because it was shot entirely on film

(lucy if you are reading this i would like to watch this with you to hear your thoughts in real time)

YouTube video by Michael in Lo-Fi The Video Formats of Classic Doctor Who

www.youtube.com/watch?v=xzlC... hey this is neat

the most anti-LGBT+ government since Thatcher is also the government with the most links to paedophiles since Thatcher. what an odd coincidence that requires no further thought or inspection

sylvester mccoy benefits from sounding older too, even though he's my favourite doctor from tv episodes alone there's something so whimsical about an audibly old man being devious

i was losing my shit because she said "look at this" as if she had something specific she wanted to show me and then she just went to youtube and typed in "pizza" and started scrolling thru the results

growing up is realising the 'good' in good cry means you actually had a cry that was good and not just a way to emphasize the crying aspect

My wife and I ordered Gino’s yesterday.

Pretty nice pizza, let me tell you. Pretty nice. 😋👍

the pizza slice I got after I ate most of it

the train I was on got stuck on the tracks for 4 hours because of a fatality involving the train ahead of us. when we finally reached the next station they gave everyone on board a slice of cheese pizza. I got this free slice of pizza because someone died today. hope all is well and see you tomorrow

woooooooow the little ceasers mascot but woman what a life changing idea

pizza pizza
#bigaronart

i searched up pizza on youtube

PRO TIP !! you actually dont need to wait until the super bowl to watch commercials on tv . they show those everyday

miss piggy memes

im not a pirate, i just think "ahoy matey !" is a really fun way to greet someone

patient : doctor i am depressed .
doctor : solution is simple , watch the muppet show special with sabrina carpenter
patient : ohh good idea !! i actually perform as a clown named pagliacci so im big into comedy

🦭🦭🦭🦭

i dont rly mind if i get clocked just keep that shit to yourself

got clocked by a girl at an afters who "did a lot of drag" when she was younger so "knew the signs" of a trans woman and then she proceeded to talk about how woke she was and how much she accepts trans people without letting me talk at all i hate it here

soon I will be a vampire

nose ring girl

doctor who hyperfixation eating me alive

dracula : I vould like .. one milkshake .
ice cream employee : do you want like blood in it or something
dracula : No . Not in the mood

Happy Sex Matters losing two cases in one day despite being funded by billionaires to all who celebrate

it can be quite scary having your brain shift from extreme optimism to extreme despair at lightning speed

world cup boycott wouldn't even be that difficult if we're being honest it should be the bare minimum response from foreign countries

I watched the video and pretty much everyone is representing it pretty much accurately and I don't think you need to watch it if your takeaway is that a bunch of ICE guys were on top of a dude who they were beating and then one of them decided to shoot him at point blank range for no obvious reason

people being nostalgic for 2016 is insane to me because i distinctly remember how everyone thought it was a particularly awful year at the time