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My response to the "Have you heard of the signal chat?" would have been...

"Yes. I found it very startling that a journalist would be invited into a chat about upcoming military actions with Hegseth."

In last years Canada elections I signed up to vote, get my elections papers sent to me all on my phone… couple weeks after, filled it out and sent it in the mail.

Their is a family who owns a bridge between Detroit and Windsor. He has been trying to stop the Gordie Howe bridge.

Last week he went to see a crime boss to have a chat.

Shortly after their chat the crime boss had stern words for the bridge and Canada.

One can imagine the reach around promised.

Trump and Xi had a call where they talked about trade.

Well... that does it then, Canada should place 100% tariffs on USA just because USA and China talked about trade - right?

How bad is the WWE writing?

RAW starts with Bron interrupting the show and LA Knight interrupting the show. So he kicked both of them out.

Then Oba Femi interrupts a tag match before it begins and he is celebrated.

Can these guys even write short story form?

Is the WWE that horny for Jay Uso to yeet over their faces that they are now booking him to do just the yeet in the crowd. No talking. No wresting. Just five+ minutes of that stupid fucking yeet…

At least he isn’t doing it in the middle of matche, I guess.

Thankful for Netflix so I can FFW Uso.

No idea why Matheson was alone, attacking Minnesota’s zone. You are a defenseman… it is a tied game. Know your place…

#GoHabsGo

I’ll be Dach!

#GoHabsGo

3-2 Habs

Someone on the ice yelled "what do you want called? Are you a girl?"

If that was an official, oh boy.

Hutson and Demidov are going to do so much damage… hopefully for a long time together… on the Habs.

That goal was made from nothing into something.

2-2 going to the third.

#GoHabsGo

I AM BLIND.
I AM DEAF.
I WANNA BE AN NHL REF.

#GoHabsGo

You know what I’d like to see… live surveys during sports broadcasts. Whenever they do a gambling segment - you can choose if you want to see more or never see it again.

The night that Subban scored a hat trick and the #Habs embarrassed the Wild at home… the Habs were cursed.

The only thing that will lift the curse is another hat trick from a defenseman.

#GoHabsGo

This is true.

Completely true.

Innocent people don’t lie about it thou. Tell you that they stopped seeing or talking to the party host years and years prior. Only to have it show that they were still at his parties in the years after they said they never seen or talked to them.

Skeletons. Closet

Gallagher dusts of the delorean and scores a beauty.

#GoHabsGo

Imagine being on a profession sports team and having to have your players hideout in the hotel room in hopes some secret police will not take a few players and just disappear them.

Some cool country below us.

This is a great time to remind Canadians that Pierre said Canadians should take their life savings and put it into crypto. He said he would put government money into crypto.

Canada dodged a nightmare...

Crypto is way to volatile.

A majority of staff and performers quit after he Nazi'fied it by naming the facility after him and making himself the leader of the board...

So now he is going to find a few hundred Kid Rocks and buy a crapload of plastic items painted in gold to "beautify" the place...

You know what gets my gander. What ruffles my feathers.

It is when a sport holds an event and during this event they dress up like another sport.

It is a Troy McClure effect.

“We are playing hockey, you might remember other sports like football…”

A true outdoor game would be nice… just once.

a man in a suit and tie with the word very nice behind him ALT: a man in a suit and tie with the word very nice behind him

The Habs have 69 points.
#GoHabsGo

Reverse that 3-0 lol... well, i was hoping for 1 or 2 points.

Big win.
Huge win.
The biggest.
The hugest.

#GoHabsGo

Can someone let me know what period the Habs and Sabres game is in? It just reminds me of almost every game...

#GoHabsGo

SportsBet doesn't need Cabbie to read off bets when the hosts will do it.

Wait… wait… they called their email “Jeff Epstein epic vacation”? They did nothing to hide away and it is taking so long to get them…

Amazing what money buys…

Whoever designed the lighting for the Royal Rumble should be tossed. I am not saying the stadium is at max atm… but the lights above the chairs make sections look empty even with people sitting there…

Nah - just two. They must have changed one or my phone alert had the wrong name in.

Some nights you cannot buy a bounce... other nights, you get all of the bounces.

Demidov with a 3 apple night?

#GoHabsGo

They needed to get that 6th goal...

#GoHabsGo

I'll just quote post this until they lose.